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share a sex-fail story
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chris302001
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That wasnt precum, precum tastes just like real cum because it is the alkaline content of the semen that gives it the taste. Precum doesnt squirt out either, it just kinda seeps out slowly.....squeeze the head of ur wang and it kinda drools out, it doesnt squirt. He definately pissed in your mouth. lol
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UA_Iron
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Mostly in college:
1. Had the flu, took a bunch of sudafed, took some chicks virginity with a pretty limp dick - pretty weak sex if you ask me
2. Cock block from roommate for pissing off friends
3. Cock blocks from other chicks that partially like you out of a group of friends.
4. Cock block myself from being too drunk
1. Had the flu, took a bunch of sudafed, took some chicks virginity with a pretty limp dick - pretty weak sex if you ask me
2. Cock block from roommate for pissing off friends
3. Cock blocks from other chicks that partially like you out of a group of friends.
4. Cock block myself from being too drunk
calveless wonder
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i'm guessing you didn't learn this in med school
calveless wonder
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ok, i just was reminded of a funny one. this was a couple of years ago
i had recently broke up with my GF, and was hanging out with a new social circle. I could tell this one particular girl, who lived in my friends building(pretty hot), in the group liked me with the couple of times we had previously hung out. So one night me and my good friend (who i was introduced to the group through) decide to get a couple of bottles at this club. It was his GF's birthday and she invited all her friends. and i was making alot of money at the time so i didnt really care. ended up beign like 8 girls and 3 dudes total.
anyways, we were pregaming at the GF's apartment and were fairly drunk on the ride over. In the car i was in, it was my friend and his GF..and me and the chick that liked me. So on the way over my friend is joking about his girlfriend giving him roadhead on the drive there. The girl i'm with(who was pretty drunk already) then makes a joke that she wants to blow me too if they're going to do that. At this point..i'm like, ok...way too fuckin easy.
so we go to the club and the girl is hanging on me, grabbing me like i was her escort or her man etc while we were walking over there. Anyways, we get to the club and everoyne is having a great time for the most part. I was standing on the VIP couch with my drink in my head dancing. same chick gets up and starts dancing with me. so anyways, we get down and continue dancing. she keeps grinding her ass into my dick and bending over and grabbing something to hold so she can lean forward while doing a booty shake with me directly behind her. At this point she's really drunk. We start making out and she does the bent over booty thing shake again, but this time grabs the VIP table.
Well, she ends up BUSTING her ass this time around and knocking over the bottle, all the cups and mixers.
They had just brought the 2nd bottle out and it was basically full. my good friend was SO pissed and started verbally berating her. the club didnt replace the bottle for us (which was gay considering it cost $300 bucks after tip) but they did give us a shitload of free shots for the group, which would hae been somewhat close to the same amount. we're there for a bit longer but the mood changed a bit. i was actually pissed too because me and my boy each spent $300. but unlike my friend, i could let it go and not let it spoil the rest of the night. i did tell myself though ,she better be the best fuck in the world after this, lol.
so anyways, we eventually leave to go back to my friend's GFs apartment. It's just the 4 of us and my boy disappears into the bedroom to bang his GF. So it's me and that chick, but she's WASTED. like about to pass out wasted. They laid out an aero bed for us before that, so i go to the bathroom to take a piss and i come back and she's passed out in the bed. i try my best to wake her up without being a creepy dude/rapist, and she kinda wakes up and starts kissing me. i started fingering her and getting her naked. she got really wet and was moaning but shes still kinda out of it, might pass out (or throw up) any minute. so anyways, i get her completely naked, but then she just stops really responding and you can tell she now has no clue what's going. at this point i think she was totally blacked out.
she passed out like not even 10-15 seconds later.
i had to just stop there and go to sleep. i was sooooooooooooo incredibly pissed and had the biggest boner, but at the same time i wasn't going to fuck a passed out chick regardless if she wanted to fuck me or not when sober.
she told me the next morning she remembered bits and pieces of things but not really the end. she said she was blacked out for a good portion of the end of the night. i did bang her a couple of weeks later, but fuck that sucked.
i had recently broke up with my GF, and was hanging out with a new social circle. I could tell this one particular girl, who lived in my friends building(pretty hot), in the group liked me with the couple of times we had previously hung out. So one night me and my good friend (who i was introduced to the group through) decide to get a couple of bottles at this club. It was his GF's birthday and she invited all her friends. and i was making alot of money at the time so i didnt really care. ended up beign like 8 girls and 3 dudes total.
anyways, we were pregaming at the GF's apartment and were fairly drunk on the ride over. In the car i was in, it was my friend and his GF..and me and the chick that liked me. So on the way over my friend is joking about his girlfriend giving him roadhead on the drive there. The girl i'm with(who was pretty drunk already) then makes a joke that she wants to blow me too if they're going to do that. At this point..i'm like, ok...way too fuckin easy.
so we go to the club and the girl is hanging on me, grabbing me like i was her escort or her man etc while we were walking over there. Anyways, we get to the club and everoyne is having a great time for the most part. I was standing on the VIP couch with my drink in my head dancing. same chick gets up and starts dancing with me. so anyways, we get down and continue dancing. she keeps grinding her ass into my dick and bending over and grabbing something to hold so she can lean forward while doing a booty shake with me directly behind her. At this point she's really drunk. We start making out and she does the bent over booty thing shake again, but this time grabs the VIP table.
Well, she ends up BUSTING her ass this time around and knocking over the bottle, all the cups and mixers.
They had just brought the 2nd bottle out and it was basically full. my good friend was SO pissed and started verbally berating her. the club didnt replace the bottle for us (which was gay considering it cost $300 bucks after tip) but they did give us a shitload of free shots for the group, which would hae been somewhat close to the same amount. we're there for a bit longer but the mood changed a bit. i was actually pissed too because me and my boy each spent $300. but unlike my friend, i could let it go and not let it spoil the rest of the night. i did tell myself though ,she better be the best fuck in the world after this, lol.
so anyways, we eventually leave to go back to my friend's GFs apartment. It's just the 4 of us and my boy disappears into the bedroom to bang his GF. So it's me and that chick, but she's WASTED. like about to pass out wasted. They laid out an aero bed for us before that, so i go to the bathroom to take a piss and i come back and she's passed out in the bed. i try my best to wake her up without being a creepy dude/rapist, and she kinda wakes up and starts kissing me. i started fingering her and getting her naked. she got really wet and was moaning but shes still kinda out of it, might pass out (or throw up) any minute. so anyways, i get her completely naked, but then she just stops really responding and you can tell she now has no clue what's going. at this point i think she was totally blacked out.
she passed out like not even 10-15 seconds later.
i had to just stop there and go to sleep. i was sooooooooooooo incredibly pissed and had the biggest boner, but at the same time i wasn't going to fuck a passed out chick regardless if she wanted to fuck me or not when sober.
she told me the next morning she remembered bits and pieces of things but not really the end. she said she was blacked out for a good portion of the end of the night. i did bang her a couple of weeks later, but fuck that sucked.
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