seriously how do i get klu to stop watching crap on tv

[buffer1]

just smash the damn T.V. hammy,then noone gets to watch anything

 

[JayC9]

buy another TV....then you can watch whatever you like, when you like

 

[Mr. dB]

To get a woman to stop watching crap on TV, you must somehow rid her of estrogen. That shit poisons the brain.

 

[Mr. dB]

id like to watch something that i like once in awhile
i get to watch golf and she bitches but i just growl at her then because shes not turning that, besides golf she puts on her stupid crap
the list of crap she watches on a daily basis and makes me suffer through:
1)everyone loves raymond - guess what i dont love that dip shit
2)rosanne- the only plumper in the world i cant stand along with her redneck family, the shit isnt even funny
3)judging amy- i hate that damn show with a passion, but it would be watchable if amy was nekked on the bench
4)er- damn i hate that one too
5)sex in the city- i dont want to watch a bunch of old bitches talking about sex and their saggy twats
6)dr phil - i usually cuss the tv and change that crap
7)oprah - i just go in the other room, not before cussing though
8)little house on the prarie - beyond geigh, plus she always cries when she watches that crap show
i know there are a few others but im blocking them out of my head at the moment
this is a serious problem i need help on what to do, i cant take much more of this crap

Those are excruciating, every one.

Well, I can tolerate ER, but it's no more than a guilty pleasure. I like seeing bad things happen to Dr. Romano.

How about the Lifetime 8:00 PM movie, does she watch that one?

 

[SoKlueles]

he wont let me watch lifetime

 

[gotmilk]

you need a second remote.

Stand behind her and click the channel

 

[SoKlueles]

you all suck
except mikeyboy
and dunk dang im not hs alter.........if anything, HES MINE

 

[Buddy_Christ]

he wont let me watch lifetime

2 channels that are banned in my house are Lifetime and WE (women's entertainment). One is tampon TV and the other is Maxi-pad TV. The only time she can have Lifetime on is if they're playing old Golden Girls reruns, that's it.

Hammy, do what I do, bitch constantly and then leave the room. The woman doesn't like to watch a lot of stuff that I like so we compromise a bit.

 

[chefbone]

Hammy, threaten her with a kitty-killing party!!!!

 

[gotmilk]

Buy her the Dr Quinn Medicine Woman DVD set.