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Serious question - std

Razorguns

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I think i may have gonoherra (sp?)

ive been bangin lotsa broads (hot ones btw) and i think i finally took the bullet

now i can say that dreaded line 'it hurts when i pee'... :)

waaahh
 
wahahahahaaaa! that's what you get for calling the prophet mohamed a fag in that other thread you bigot! karma is a bitch aint it muh-fucka?
 
ask your docta
 
pwnage bro, sorry, go to a doc and get on antibiotics, just be glad you didn't get the HIV or herpes
 
well, i can tell you this: go get swabbed. it's the only way to really know. it might just be a UTI. and btw, swabbings are very pleasant.
 
Lestat said:
pwnage bro, sorry, go to a doc and get on antibiotics, just be glad you didn't get the HIV or herpes
burning piss is a precursor to both of those....
 
Go in, get some meds and get tested for everything. And wear a fucking condom you jackass. Who the hell cares if they are hot if they are diseased?
 
Stefka said:
Go in, get some meds and get tested for everything. And wear a fucking condom you jackass. Who the hell cares if they are hot if they are diseased?
what she said....
 
KillahBee said:
Lets see some pics of these girls
don't ruin the fantasy man

besides us west coast playas will never live up to the east coast guido crew
 
yeah i'm making that dreaded walk to the 'clinic' mon (they'e closed 2mororw) do they give antibiotics?

hollywood chicks jesus i should just stick to command and conquer tiberium wars 3

can't believe i made this thread i must love you all
 
Razorguns said:
yeah i'm making that dreaded walk to the 'clinic' mon (they'e closed 2mororw) do they give antibiotics?

hollywood chicks jesus i should just stick to command and conquer tiberium wars 3

can't believe i made this thread i must love you all
are you illin'? i would mack daddy limp to the nearest urgent care and get that shit looked at. at the very least, you have the chance of having your penis handled by someone with a degree.
 
hey gang don't hurt me
it's little old me, herpes
cooler than your best friend
i'll stay you with to the end

you won't see me everyday,
but every few years i'll come say "hey"





i guess you missed that chapelle show lesson in std's razor :)
 
Razorguns said:
yeah i'm making that dreaded walk to the 'clinic' mon (they'e closed 2mororw) do they give antibiotics?

hollywood chicks jesus i should just stick to command and conquer tiberium wars 3

can't believe i made this thread i must love you all


ya they will give you antibiotics.. also I would get checked out while you were there.. They can check for other std's through blood now so they won't have to shove anything down ure pee hole
 
the_clockwork said:
ya they will give you antibiotics.. also I would get checked out while you were there.. They can check for other std's through blood now so they won't have to shove anything down ure pee hole
uh, not really. herpes can only be detected during an outbreak. as with several other VD's. even hiv is undetectable up until a certain point. you'll need to be checked routinely, 3-4 times, within the next year....
 
MAJNOON said:
wahahahahaaaa! that's what you get for calling the prophet mohamed a fag in that other thread you bigot! karma is a bitch aint it muh-fucka?

yeah. . .i'm sure it's god's fault that he's been bangin' all sorts of hot chicks. . ."hmmm. . . .let's see. . .i got me some wars in the middle east, genocide in africa, key west is completely full of fags. . .aaaahhhh, screw all that. . .i'm gonna give razorguns a case of the clap to teach him a lesson". . .yeah. . .right. . .dumbass :rolleyes:
 
Razorguns said:
I think i may have gonoherra (sp?)

ive been bangin lotsa broads (hot ones btw) and i think i finally took the bullet

now i can say that dreaded line 'it hurts when i pee'... :)

waaahh
lol good for you.
 
HAGS disease.

Herpe-gona-syphl-aids

The disease where they feed you flounder and pizza. The only thing they can slide under the door to feed your quarantined ass.

Good luck.
 
digimon7068 said:
yeah. . .i'm sure it's god's fault that he's been bangin' all sorts of hot chicks. . ."hmmm. . . .let's see. . .i got me some wars in the middle east, genocide in africa, key west is completely full of fags. . .aaaahhhh, screw all that. . .i'm gonna give razorguns a case of the clap to teach him a lesson". . .yeah. . .right. . .dumbass :rolleyes:

Go try even out your back, it's not quite right. pissface!
 
MAJNOON said:
great body, too bad it's only there to keep your head from floating away.

hey. . .i'm not the one that believes that there's an invisible person in the sky running around giving people the clap :whatever:

btw. . .i'm just pulling your leg for shits and giggles. . .lighten up. . .i'm the idiot that's sitting around doing corporate tax returns until 3am. . .if anybody ought to be pissed it's me. . .
 
Razorguns said:
I think i may have gonoherra (sp?)

ive been bangin lotsa broads (hot ones btw) and i think i finally took the bullet

now i can say that dreaded line 'it hurts when i pee'... :)

waaahh

herpi.jpg
 
digimon7068 said:
hey. . .i'm not the one that believes that there's an invisible person in the sky running around giving people the clap :whatever:

btw. . .i'm just pulling your leg for shits and giggles. . .lighten up. . .i'm the idiot that's sitting around doing corporate tax returns until 3am. . .if anybody ought to be pissed it's me. . .

damn! taxes huh? tough luck bro.
 
jackangel said:
only if you lack talent or don't mind being forced to stifle it.
i'm only remotely funny here. irl, i'm as stiff as my starched collar. maybe Letterman....or Adult Swim...
 
plenty of people here with teh herpe & undesirable discharges. cast the first stone, if you can free one of your hands up from scratching your balls......
 
Razorguns said:
i'm still hot btw.


hot crotch...? go get that sheit taken cared of. I'm afraid your next thread is gonna be " my dick just fell off" please go see a doctor tomorrow! damn i'd be calling 911.
 
caligirl said:
hot crotch...? go get that sheit taken cared of. I'm afraid your next thread is gonna be " my dick just fell off" please go see a doctor tomorrow! damn i'd be calling 911.
they make going to the clinic as uncomfortable as possible. because they don't want you returning for the same reason, since the last time wasn't so bad. he change his tune once he has a fucking sandwich toothpick crammed down his pisshole and vigorously jerked back and forth to get a proper sample. gunshots hurt less.
 
HumanTarget said:
they make going to the clinic as uncomfortable as possible. because they don't want you returning for the same reason, since the last time wasn't so bad. he change his tune once he has a fucking sandwich toothpick crammed down his pisshole and vigorously jerked back and forth to get a proper sample. gunshots hurt less.

I'm happy to be a woman, eekkk.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
all you fucks having unprotected sex give me the shits. you disease the population up and make me freak out extra hard when a legit accident happens

std checks should be like the census. everyone should do it all at the same time

Amen brother.
 
what's sad - i'm supposed to play metallica seek & destroy sat at a metal charity event on guitar.

before that, im dealing with this bullshit instead. this is so non-rockstarish. :(
 
MAJNOON said:
wahahahahaaaa! that's what you get for calling the prophet mohamed a fag in that other thread you bigot! karma is a bitch aint it muh-fucka?

Mo-mo was a wanna be pimp, terrorist. Who else promises virgins in the afterlife for following him?
Who the fuck wants a woman who made it through life without getting laid, let alone 72 of them?
Islam is a disgusting joke. A stupid lie followed by well, you do the math.
PS junior, there is no such thing as god.
 
Razorguns said:
It's a fucked up world - when an std thread gets a islam debate within it!

that's gotta be a first.

still, waaaaahhhh

shut up drippy.

Actually if you think about it, STD's and religion do belong on the same thread. For the most part both are cureable diseases.
 
You fuckin dumbass.

Ha! Ha!

Mister know it all responsible got pwned, l

You better pray to your savior that it ain't the Herpe.
 
this would have made a better april fools post...



























unfortunately, now it's just a foolish mistake thread.
 
mountain muscle said:
Mo-mo was a wanna be pimp, terrorist. Who else promises virgins in the afterlife for following him?
Who the fuck wants a woman who made it through life without getting laid, let alone 72 of them?
Islam is a disgusting joke. A stupid lie followed by well, you do the math.
PS junior, there is no such thing as god.


Another hate mongering phuckhead on my shit-list! wonderful. You will get syphilis in the next few days.
 
i got cipro and zmax today. that fucking swab hurts like a fucking bitch.

speaking of bitch - bet she'll be out teasing the guys tonight in clubs again. those douches.

im sticking to computer games for the next months. i don't even wanna c another chick naked for awhile. shit like this kinda turns u off on that whole 'sex thang' :(
 
Razorguns said:
i got cipro and zmax today. that fucking swab hurts like a fucking bitch.

speaking of bitch - bet she'll be out teasing the guys tonight in clubs again. those douches.

im sticking to computer games for the next months. i don't even wanna c another chick naked for awhile. shit like this kinda turns u off on that whole 'sex thang' :(
do you have a suspect?
or is the pussy so vast that you don't know who?
and i could see you playing motley covers at county fairs in the midwest lmao
 
college chick i met at a dance club. drunk + tats + musician + cocky dick = little miss perfects wanna be all over you, thinking you're the bad boy they always wanted.

im buying gods of war ii tomorrow. is it out?

nothing wrong with motley covers if it's making you money! my 80s metal tribute makes $2000/night with the college crowd. most bands make $20/night.
 
Just a side note, you need to get tested for HIV in six months and a year if you do have an STD.
HIV piggybacks on STD infections and an STD makes it several times more likely to acquire HIV (a hard virus to catch actually) much much more likely due to the immune response to the STD.
So you get a double whammy so to speak
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