oooohh they are totally going to jizz on my pizza :-(

[bran987]

so it's cheat day

I was on hold with pizza hut for 14 minutes, when I've never been on hold with a pizza place for more than like 90 seconds in my whole life

so I get fed up and I just yell out "CAN SOMEBODY JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE AND TAKE MY FUCKING ORDER JESUS"

I thought i was just takling to myself but I wasn't

after I was finished screaming the guy was like "uuuuhhhhhhhhhh hello?"

sO I was frozen for about 4 seconds deciding whether to hangup and wait on hold for another 14 minutes but I just decided to order.

he said delivery time is an hour, but it's usually 30 minutes I know he made it half an hour longer cause they are gonna get everyone to jizz on mine and that takes a little while to coordinate.

 

[jerkbox]

uhh...yeah, probably

and you're probably gonna enjoy it

 

[Buddy_Christ]

dude, where do you live? i wanna go rub one off on your pizza for you.

 

[bran987]

uhh...yeah, probably

and you're probably gonna enjoy it

damnit
I need one of those blacklights they use on MTV's room raiders

 

[Becoming]

what is even worse is they have your phone number in the computer... so they would know it was you even if you hung up on them....

 

[bran987]

what is even worse is they have your phone number in the computer... so they would know it was you even if you hung up on them....

thank you that makes me feel better

it doesn't matter

I'm flagged for life

and after tonight I'll probably wake up with the urge to move to san francisco

 

[supersizeme]

Hanging up would've been pointless. They have caller id up there. You're now black balled until you use a different phone number. Oh jesus christ in a handbasket, the stories I've heard. I wouldn't be concerned about just this pizza...wait until the 2nd or 3rd one after they've had more time to think up some cruel shit rather than just the 30 minutes they padded your delivery time with to come up with something fast.

 

[bran987]

Hanging up would've been pointless. They have caller id up there. You're now black balled until you use a different phone number. Oh jesus christ in a handbasket, the stories I've heard. I wouldn't be concerned about just this pizza...wait until the 2nd or 3rd one after they've had more time to think up some cruel shit rather than just the 30 minutes they padded your delivery time with to come up with something fast.

the worst part is, I just heard a bit on the radio about how if you tip your pizza delivery guy $5, it's a great tip and he remembers you all night and then you always get your pizza the fastest next time cause all the drivers want the big tippers.

so that was the whole idea behind this order, I was gonna be "in"

now I'm not only not "in", I'm a cum guzzler

 

[canadianhitman]

I say when the delivery guy gets there, tell him to shove the cum-laced pizza up his ass. Then, always order from another pizza place.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

the worst part is, I just heard a bit on the radio about how if you tip your pizza delivery guy $5, it's a great tip and he remembers you all night and then you always get your pizza the fastest next time cause all the drivers want the big tippers.

so that was the whole idea behind this order, I was gonna be "in"

now I'm not only not "in", I'm a cum guzzler

Well, if they have any female employees, you may get some extra special red sauce applied with a special brush...