One of my roomates is on a steady diet of three 40's a night.

[john937]

We can always count on Slopain to be the levelheaded pragmatic.

 

[crash3837]

After the last time Jason pissed on our floor after he sobered up one of my other roomates told him if he (Jason)pissed on the floor 1 more time that he(other roomate) would personally piss on his face. Jason embarrassed, said that he was sorry. He hasn't pissed on the floor for awhile now but I mean come on. How in the hell could you ever do that, and once you do isn't that a pretty good sign you need help, unless your a newborn.

 

[robertsmith]

I used to have a roomate that would come home from work and through a frozen pizza in the oven. While that was cooking he would microwave 2 pot pies and suck them down, before the pizza was done. Then he would eat the pizza and half a bag of dorritos. Some times he would throw in a second pizza. He would always follow this up with 4 or 5 beers and a big cigar.
The doctor also told him that he had high blood pressure, so he starting drinking diet mountain dew instead of the beers.