I don't know if you were joking or not, but for a second let's pretend you weren't...I mean no actual disrespect by saying this, but...
You fucking moron! You let your dick control your actions, decide to keep fucking this girl when the condom doesn't fit, "maybe" let some in, and then just say "Ah, well, if I did mess up, I'll just PAY FOR AN ABORTION!!"
You piece of shit!! It's people like you that make me think abortion should become illegal again!! It's not an easy way out, and if you think it is, you're just another weak-minded human!!
Now, if you were joking, and actually have some dignity (meaning if the girl somehow did get pregnant you would do everything in your power to support her, AND YOUR CHILD) good for you!! I would be behind you 100%, just like I think everyone else would be, if you took responsibility for your actions...
Don't think this is coming from some religious nut, either, man, you know how I feel about that stuff.
LIKE I SAID, I honestly don't mean to come down on you, but it's shit said with no remorse like that that really pisses me off when it comes to this issue. Abortion is not something to joke about...
(brought to you by your local Elite moral advocate, Blair

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