Need Advice: Serious Issue

[Yarg!]

well the info im about to give is so cliched , but it works so well... i recommend you use it at your discretion; your friend will get so thined and get so beautiful that, she might use you as her ugly friend card when out in public:

tell her to puke after every meal. its works wonders.


im kidding.. just tell her to eat more healthy stuff, *sigh* high protein low carb diet. eat fruits, veges.. etc. do cardio such as running (definately more than 15 mins a day) cycling, etc. also do some high rep, low weight exercises to help her muscles show alittle more and get her more firm. so basically: diet, cardio, weights. enjoy

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Hmm i don't think shes that ugly.. but all the guys that i know that i show her too aren't all that impressed.. but she get's alot more action than i do.. But i have seen some the action entering her kitchen.. and i wouldn't hit it.. not if i was drrunk, blind deaf and stupid

That settles it then, she's a fat slut with no standards and low self esteem. She realizes this so she eats for comfort.

Sadly, she's the only one who can change her behavior, and the chances of that happening are about as good as her having sex with Brad Pitt.

Then again, stranger things have happened.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hook her fat ass with Hammy...He'll hit it and like it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hey, PLP you talk tall shit behind all your girlfriends backs?

 

[*MissFit*]

Hey, PLP you talk tall shit behind all your girlfriends backs?

Hmmm this was sumewhut of a joke .. she did email me and i do think its silly.. but i'm more makign fun.. and yes i do make fun of everyone and don't care if ppl make fun of me...

I can dish it and i can take it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hmmm this was sumewhut of a joke .. she did email me and i do think its silly.. but i'm more makign fun.. and yes i do make fun of everyone and don't care if ppl make fun of me...

I can dish it and i can take it

You make fun of people to hide your own insecurity and have no heart. You like Alan Alda movies, and prolly have 9 toes....
but I still think you're hot though..

 

[*MissFit*]

You make fun of people to hide your own insecurity and have no heart. You like Alan Alda movies, and prolly have 9 toes....
but I still think you're hot though..

Insecure far from.. but thanks for thinking it.. as i said i make fun of ppl, they can make fun of me.. hell i make fun of myself.. Are u from north american? We have this thing call sarcasm.. and there is also a saying.. which i shall slightly change, "laugh at everyone, cause they're laughign at u".. that's all!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Insecure far from..

tryin' to convice yourself or me?

but thanks for thinking it..

eh? ..uh, you're welome...

as i said i make fun of ppl, they can make fun of me.. hell i make fun of myself..

I got an idea, I'll make fun of you, but you can't make fun of me...that's a deal...

Are u from north american?

I emailed you and told you were I'm from. Thanks for not emailing be back....don't play hard to get, it's obvious

We have this thing call sarcasm.. and there is also a saying.. which i shall slightly change, "laugh at everyone, cause they're laughign at u".. that's all!

That's not all...home-girl....No one ever laughs at me without getting kicking in the junk...but I'll laugh at you if thats what you like

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm actually laughin at u right now.. and my ass ain't getting kicked.. i didn't email ya back.. I guess i'm a bitch huh?? Must be because i'm insecure..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm actually laughin at u right now..

You better be laughing with me...

and my ass ain't getting kicked..

I hope not, cuz your ass is so small, the foot wouldh go through yur spin

i didn't email ya back.. I guess i'm a bitch huh??

NEver said yopu were a bitch. I don't think you are...If I did, I would have never returned your email in the first place.

Must be because i'm insecure..

Yeah, prolly...

So Midget pest, what do you do for fun in forzen Canada besides make fun of fat and lonely women ?