my mom just tried to make me promise i would never do steroids and i told her i couldnt do that

[Sub-Zero]

also my dad who always is a jackass and offers me desert and unhealthy ass food and bitches at me no matter what or when i eat, saw me drink a diet coke while i was high as shit and goes
"since when do you drink diet coke"
im like "since it says 0 calories"
and hes like "your compromising" but he didnt use compromise he used some other word,

also, im getting leaner, and my dick looks bigger cause of it

also, tokyo drift is the best high movie

 

[jestro]

Dood, just lie to your moms, its a lot easier that way. She might raise a shitstorm on ya.

 

[crazyjoe]

one thing at a time

 

[jestro]

one thing at a time

He's a stoned teenage virgin. The thoughts are poppin out of his head like popcorn and he can't keep them in.

 

[yonkers weights]

Good luck dude! Do what you need to do!

 

[H_T_]

the only thing you have to do for your parents is avenge their deaths....

 

[Faizakafez]

Welcome to my world

 

[yonkers weights]

865-455-2105
I swear it is not Jack_Schitt

 

[bw1]

Make it stop

 

[Sub-Zero]

Make it stop

please elaborate.