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Most weirdest person on ef

Angel is far from weird..
I will have to say for me I think that it is
Samoth
Spartacus
and possibly stilleto
 
i'm thinking of someone who's name i can't say.
 
who remembers my thread about women on EF who claim to be the Queen Bitch?
 
Old school Nathan. Man, that bloke was / is weird, you'd have to be on a number of mind altering substances to churn out great works of art like Hunter Pegor.

Speaking of which, part 7 plix!
 
That wasn't very nice...

*shakes finger at Mav*

She was a sweet lady but she just couldn't handle the malicious attacks. Very few people could.
 
heatherrae said:
Probably Saprtacus.

I don't know if he is weird or misunderstood. Well, I don't always *get* him, but we cool. I do think he is an interesting character, once the defenses come down a bit.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I don't know if he is weird or misunderstood. Well, I don't always *get* him, but we cool. I do think he is an interesting character, once the defenses come down a bit.
and the delusions...lol.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Oh come on now, everyone on EF has *their own* delusions, some of us are just more grandiose than others. :lmao:

And yes - I am pot posting to all you kettles. :)
I know. I'm just being a dork, per my usual style. lol.
 
To judge if someone is weird or diff from an internet site is weird.
I can only answer this in a real life setting
 
StoĂźtruppe said:
Old school Nathan. Man, that bloke was / is weird, you'd have to be on a number of mind altering substances to churn out great works of art like Hunter Pegor.

Speaking of which, part 7 plix!

Man, I can't believe I only got one mention. Kick-ass. I see the word "weird" and I'm like uh oh.

I need to write something weird today I think. I'm on it.
 
And with regards to Spartacus, I think the guy is a character. I haven't seen him around for too long but I enjoy the dynamic he brings. I can see why women migh tbe put-off by some of his posts though.
 
Nathan said:
And with regards to Spartacus, I think the guy is a character. I haven't seen him around for too long but I enjoy the dynamic he brings. I can see why women migh tbe put-off by some of his posts though.



LOL like the random pics of him standing in front of a mirrow ith his cock / hand all lubed up with sex grease?


Definetly a character, I'd go drinking with him... we'd definetly get each other into trouble.
 
jh1 said:
LOL like the random pics of him standing in front of a mirrow ith his cock / hand all lubed up with sex grease?


Definetly a character, I'd go drinking with him... we'd definetly get each other into trouble.

lol. Never seen that pic. lmao though. See, that's the shit I'm talking about. There'd be all sorts of trouble going out with that guy - I'd definitely be game. If nothing else, it'd be jokes.
 
jh1 said:
LOL like the random pics of him standing in front of a mirrow ith his cock / hand all lubed up with sex grease?


Definetly a character, I'd go drinking with him... we'd definetly get each other into trouble.

link to pics
 
“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”
 
Spartacus said:
“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”

lol. See? I todl you I liked this guy. Man, I used to have a Hunter Thompson shirt that read, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." I still have it - it's too small. I'll be passing that bad boy down - it was my dad's before me. He dedicated his PhD to Hunter Thompson (my dad is a chemist).
 
Nathan said:
lol. See? I todl you I liked this guy. Man, I used to have a Hunter Thompson shirt that read, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." I still have it - it's too small. I'll be passing that bad boy down - it was my dad's before me. He dedicated his PhD to Hunter Thompson (my dad is a chemist).
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samoth said:
Speaking the words "wierd" and "Nathan", I should bump Nate's old prestigous Huntor Pegor stories. :D



:cow:

Fuck reading about Classical Electrodynamics, I'm going to create a new character. Maybe something sci-fi. Ideas? Give me a good one - I feel like writing a short story.

Okay, I got one.
 
Nathan said:
Fuck reading about Classical Electrodynamics, I'm going to create a new character. Maybe something sci-fi. Ideas? Give me a good one - I feel like writing a short story.
Ignatius Reilly
 
Spartacus said:
Ignatius Reilly

I've been writing one called Rex Dwarf and the Robot Bull. It's not really all that good and isn't finished are the only problems. Maybe I can make it better I dunno. Kept me entertained until now anyways.
 
Nathan said:
Fuck reading about Classical Electrodynamics, I'm going to create a new character. Maybe something sci-fi. Ideas? Give me a good one - I feel like writing a short story.

Okay, I got one.

The imagination center of my brain never really developed well. How one can write such stories is beyond my personal comprehension. This is probably why I like them so much. :D



:cow:
 
where's the total non-sequetor? i thought that was the standard "i'm strange, look at me" signal.

oh wait. its already here.
 
samoth said:
The imagination center of my brain never really developed well. How one can write such stories is beyond my personal comprehension. This is probably why I like them so much. :D



:cow:
at first I though samoth was weird but now he is just cool
 
samoth said:
The imagination center of my brain never really developed well. How one can write such stories is beyond my personal comprehension. This is probably why I like them so much. :D



:cow:

I never got that - people have said that they don't have the imagination thing but for me it was always the one thing that flowed naturally for me. If it's weird and doesn't make sense, my brain will put it together and be happy with it. Man, I'm seriously lacking in som eother departments so I guess it's even steven.
 
Nathan said:
I never got that - people have said that they don't have the imagination thing but for me it was always the one thing that flowed naturally for me. If it's weird and doesn't make sense, my brain will put it together and be happy with it. Man, I'm seriously lacking in som eother departments so I guess it's even steven.

*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html



:cow:
 
samoth said:
*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html



:cow:

*knock-knock* 'Allo Mr. Genet, what are you doing in the Cabinet of Dr. Caliguri?
 
Spartacus said:
LOL @ the crying cooter
gonna read that first

"The hour is cruelly struck,
With wicked words from an evil clock.
The leprechaun, lacking luck,
Licks the deformed cock.

The darkness descends,
A blanket of despair falls.
The leperous wife is without friends,
Her lonely cooter calls.

When tomorrow meets forever,
Our paths will remain free.
The world's penis God will sever,
No urethra for flowing pee."



:cow:
 
samoth said:
*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html



:cow:
lmao he is so owned on this one bro....what I weird guy.or just fucking high 99% of the time.
 
samoth said:
*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html



:cow:

Wow.
He really must smoke a lot of pot.
 
samoth said:
I doubt a many of the members here remember him. Or Boden.



:cow:

I'd give my vote to Boden. But WB is a close second.

There ain't any weird people on here now. Really dumb, really irrational, really childish, but not weird. Those that are borderline try a bit too hard.
 
ulcaster was fucking awesome. jesus, imagine if we had just him and chaos mage right now? these people on C&C would go running home crying, especially the chicks.
 
Also, can we get a modification of this thread title? My internal grammar alarm is stabbing my medulla with an icepick.
 
redguru said:
Also, can we get a modification of this thread title? My internal grammar alarm is stabbing my medulla with an icepick.


I think you were looking for cerebrum.

If you stabbed the medulla, it may just bite off your hand.
 
mountain muscle said:
I think you were looking for cerebrum.

If you stabbed the medulla, it may just bite off your hand.

Sorry, I am quite reptilian right now. Not much higher brain function occurring at the present.
 
Man I'm weird. Thanks for posting that samoth - it was pretty cool reading over some of my old stuff I wrote years ago. It's like reading a journal. I'm going to save that shit.

And chaos mage is around - he started posting again. You know where.
 
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