I want to be a vampire

[Nathan]

The whole thing sounds dark and mysterious to me, and I think we all know that that shit is appealing. Plus, I think I'd be able to pull off wearing a cape a whole lot easier. It would just be more all around socially acceptable. Moreover, no one in there right fucking mind would turn down a kick ass pair of fangs. Sharp things are so much better than not so much sharp things. Furthermore, I'd be paler than I already am, which, while not technically possible, would certainly be a sight to see. Clitoris.

 

[HighIntensity]

I bet you give killer hand jobs!

 

[Pamela]

I would make a perfect one;
with the hrs. I keep!!

 

[JohnnyMolson]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

 

[Nathan]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

Don't be funny on my threads please. Thank you.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Sorry...I was having a Seinfeld moment...

 

[ChefWide]

Ever tear the throat out a living thing while pinning it down to a cutting board and staring into its terror filled eyes?

I didn't think so... so pack up your pasty, pole smokin' Chalk Body and move along, there is nothing left to see here, keep it movin'.

 

[Pamela]

How much starch do you figure it takes for vampires to get those big collars on the capes to stand up???

You got to admit that's pretty funny!!! lol

 

[Nathan]

Sorry...I was having a Seinfeld moment...

Well, whatever it was, fuck you.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I take it you're not one to share the spotlight. Fine then...go fuck yourself...I woulda been the best damn sidekick you ever had...but now you'll never know. Johnny had Ed, Laurel had Hardy, Lewis had Martin...but you, Nathan, are on your own from here on out!!!