The Platypus In All Of Us

[Nathan]

Deep down, I think we're all on the brink of extinction when you really think about it. I mean, think hard here. Really very hard. Say you make a killer lasagna, and then you're out one day walking down a busy street with cars whipping about recklessly all over the place and suddenly your vagina starts hemorrhaging and you die. The delicious odour of said killer lasagna will never again be wafted. We are all dying in our own way I think and it's up to us to leave our legacy. Personally, I've chosen to leave behind an intricate sculpture of the Florida Keys I made out of my own feces. I've sealed it with a powerful lacquer to preserve it for all of time. My platypus will live on. But I ask you, will yours still be around in the year 3498 AD, when cyborgs roam the Earth, pillaging and raping the once-proud race of salamander-men who had ruled harmoniously with the land they so loyally served and protected for centuries upon centuries?

 

[c00per]

You could probably get a good price for that feces sculpture on ebay.

Probably get an even better price for whatever you are smoking though.

 

[Lestat]

glad to have you back at full strength nathan!

 

[jackangel]

obviously this guy hates mankind

 

[H_T_]

and i thought i was crazy. i hold a pencil in my teeth to type. how do you type from a straight-jacket?

 

[Nathan]

and i thought i was crazy. i hold a pencil in my teeth to type. how do you type from a straight-jacket?

They say I don't need to wear a straight-jacket. I'm perfectly harmless. You don't need to worry, in my eyes, you're anything but a humantarget.

 

[H_T_]

They say I don't need to wear a straight-jacket. I'm perfectly harmless. You don't need to worry, in my eyes, you're anything but a humantarget.

thats sweet. tell ya what, when i get this last slug removed from my back, i'll send it to ya.

 

[Austin316]

dude not to sound gay or anything but your looking good

 

[*MissFit*]

They say I don't need to wear a straight-jacket. I'm perfectly harmless. You don't need to worry, in my eyes, you're anything but a humantarget.

Hmm they might've said that to appease u

 

[Mr. dB]

In 3498 AD our geological stratum will be easily identified by future archaeologists by the layer of cigarette butts.

 

[swole]

your join date is Mar of 2001 and you still suck at being e-funny

 

[Rella]

dont take the whole extinction thing personal.Thats what I do.

 

[H_T_]

your join date is Mar of 2001 and you still suck at being e-funny

llo.

 

[PICK3]

Some pretty deep shit there bor.

I'll have to ponder it for awhile.

 

[Nathan]

llo.

Is mispelling lol some sort of new trend?

 

[H_T_]

Is mispelling lol some sort of new trend?

idk.

 

[Sassy69]

I hope you got a permit to create that sculpture - the FL keys are very particular abou what they allow these days. If that isnt' a properly secured sculpture, it could simply become a projectile in the next hurricane.

 

[Nathan]

I hope you got a permit to create that sculpture - the FL keys are very particular abou what they allow these days. If that isnt' a properly secured sculpture, it could simply become a projectile in the next hurricane.

Of all the noble causes, killing is not one I want my feces to play a hand in.

 

[Raina]

I'm not really worried about this because I never plan to die. I'm just too awesome and pretty to die.

 

[samoth]

It's good to be seeing Nathan threads again. This is such a refreshing change from the completely nonsensical crap that EF is usually composed of.

 

[UA_Iron]

It's good to be seeing Nathan threads again. This is such a refreshing change from the completely nonsensical crap that EF is usually composed of.

Isn't it ironic...

dont ya think?

 

[redguru]

Isn't it ironic...

dont ya think?

The only thing ironic about that song is that she hasn't the foggiest idea what irony is.

 

[UA_Iron]

The only thing ironic about that song is that she hasn't the foggiest idea what irony is.

Haha I know

Back when VH1 had the Pop-up Video thing going on they tore that music video apart.

 

[feisty11975]

wtf???? Oh my goodness!!

I don't know if I should laff now or think about it for a while and then laff