Luncheon meat inside my feet

[Nathan]

My foot hurts since it has a big crack on the bottom of it due to dry skin. So, in a strange, sadistic way I'm aggravating it because I kind of like the sensation from the pain it stimulates. Also, I'm eating some turkey in the form of luncheon meat of of a plate. Thus and therefore, you can seequite clearly where I was going with the title of this thread. What Jesus was to humanity, I am to the denizens of the internet.

 

[Pikaia]

funny how you mention luncheon meat, as i just ate a nice sized piece of meat with a few slices of fresh cheddar cheese.


and also you should get that crack looked into by the doc too, it can get infected.


methinks you're into that sado-masochism stuff, weirdo

 

[CipherLock]

athletes foot, or crusted semen, we will never know for sure.

 

[Lumberg]

athletes foot, or crusted semen, we will never know for sure.

we probably won't ever know what's wrong with his foot either.