I want a pet chimera

[Nathan]

While I'm not entirely positive, I think those suckers fly via large eagle-like wings. I could throw a saddle on there and ride one of those things around town, or even on lengthy expeditions to other parts of the world, like Mexico for example. I bet chimeras eat Mexicans. If they do, they'd be doing us all a favor I think.

P.S. I actually love all Mexicans. I love them like I love my pets, which basically means that if they died I'd go, "Awwww. That's too bad". I'm a good person I swear.

 

[rjl296]

canada has zero mexicans

 

[Nathan]

canada has zero mexicans

It's because of our surplus of chimeras.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

what you guys need are griffins. they eat chinese people

 

[Nathan]

what you guys need are griffins. they eat chinese people

Wait, I think I thought chimeras were basically griffon. Do chimeras even fly? If not they should look into or something because that was the main reason I wanted one.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

chimera
http://www.peterpan.it/picmuseo/chimera.jpg

griffin
http://users.hol.gr/~akiller/griffin!_(medium).gif

 

[Nathan]

chimera
http://www.peterpan.it/picmuseo/chimera.jpg

griffin
http://users.hol.gr/~akiller/griffin!_(medium).gif

They don't have wings at all. Anyways, thanks for making me look stupid. It's good to know you've got my back.

 

[sconoscuito]

join the commedy central chanell please

they need a show where only extreme potheads could have a little chit chat

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nate get an avatar.

 

[Nathan]

join the commedy central chanell please

they need a show where only extreme potheads could have a little chit chat

Put me in coach. I'm ready to play.