I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

[Nathan]

That would more than likely be unpleasant, despite the obvious social perks, namely immediate and unconditional popularity. Oh yeah, I just remembered something. I found a cell phone and an expensive one too. The guy cancelled it (I can't make calls). What I want to do is get a new number on it and use it myself. Does anyone know how to go about this? I hear if I remove the SIM card then it's okay? This isn't illegal is it? Cause I'm not, nor have I ever been, involved in any illegal proceedings. None. Anyways, I have a friend who is starting work at a Telus this week and guess what? It's a Telus phone. Eat shit narcs. What should I do? Can I do it without the friend? I hope so. Seems to me finding like a $300 phone should come with some perks.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

sure, go here

http://www.verizon.ca/cellphone/Toronto

 

[Nathan]

sure, go here

http://www.verizon.ca/cellphone/Toronto

You think you're clever but you aren't. I bet in real life, you don't have much going for you at all. I feel bad for you in a way, but in another much more accurate way, I fucking hate you.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

You think you're clever but you aren't. I bet in real life, you don't have much going for you at all. I feel bad for you in a way, but in another much more accurate way, I fucking hate you.

How's your life? Have you landed that job at the horoscope store yet?

 

[Nathan]

How's your life? Have you landed that job at the horoscope store yet?

Do they even have horoscope stores? Why don't you get your facts straight before go opening your big mouth? How 'bout that? Anyways, I'm fine. Still doing my personal training course, so that's pretty boring. I've been high a lot. I got a vaporiser so my hacking smoker's cough is gone now and that's pretty good I guess. Been working a fair bit too. I have to start making $500 a month payments on my student loan next month I think so that really fucking blows and someone should have to eat a bag of dicks over that one. I'm in week 2 of my diet now. Trying to get to 6-7% or maybe I'll keep going and do a contest. Maybe not. I'd like to play around with dieting a bit more first maybe and gain more experience. Can't hurt I don't think. We'll see. I was 228lbs before I started so that was pretty heavy for me which is good I suppose. No harm in making progress right? Other than that not much is new. How about you?

 

[canadianhitman]

Good to see you post, man. You're not here nearly enough lately.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Do they even have horoscope stores? Why don't you get your facts straight before go opening your big mouth? How 'bout that? Anyways, I'm fine. Still doing my personal training course, so that's pretty boring. I've been high a lot. I got a vaporiser so my hacking smoker's cough is gone now and that's pretty good I guess. Been working a fair bit too. I have to start making $500 a month payments on my student loan next month I think so that really fucking blows and someone should have to eat a bag of dicks over that one. I'm in week 2 of my diet now. Trying to get to 6-7% or maybe I'll keep going and do a contest. Maybe not. I'd like to play around with dieting a bit more first maybe and gain more experience. Can't hurt I don't think. We'll see. I was 228lbs before I started so that was pretty heavy for me which is good I suppose. No harm in making progress right? Other than that not much is new. How about you?

i'm doin well... plan to visit MO or VA for a few months. i've been really working on my cardio lately as well... i ate some mutant shrimp a couple days ago, and i think i am paying for it tonight because i was a weapon of ass destruction and a toilet terrorist tonight. you're 230? lol that's big... i'm only about 175 or so, but i've kept my inhuman uberstrength

you know, i heard you can catch the sars or bird flu from smoking pot, so i'd be careful if i were you.

 

[ChefWide]

The sars.

 

[HighIntensity]

eat dick, jerkoff.

 

[Nathan]

eat dick, jerkoff.

Eat a bag of dicks, smegma breath.