If I had a pet unicorn

[Nathan]

If I had a pet unicorn I'd name it Feeble Twit. I just like the way the words sound togeher. Feeble Twit. If say it out loud it kind of sounds cool. Maybe you have to be stoned, I don't know. I smoked at my best friend's place tonight and played with his baby. Those things are fun. He was a lot of entertainment for quite some time. He laughs when you scare him. He'll flinch and shit, but then he'll giggle. Stop laughing at me. I bet you're all cops.

 

[nothinbutapeanut]

u played with a baby while stoned?

u should have done shrooms. and acid.

 

[Nathan]

u played with a baby while stoned?

u should have done shrooms. and acid.

I was being supervised by its mommy who was not stoned. And we didn't smoke around it or anything. Jeez narc, relax. I'm practically a professional.

 

[nothinbutapeanut]

i wonder if you fed a baby mescaline would it even trip? it would probably act the same as a normal baby.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I like babies as well, my friend had hers at work today, she kept on wanting the stuffed animals I have at my cube, she walks straight legged becuase she doesnt know how to bend her knees yet

if I had a unicorn, a purple one at that, with wings and all Id name it Dickens Cider

 

[bwood]

if i had a unicorn, i would name it rocky dennis...

and then put it out of its misery with the pneumatic
hammer of truth and joy...

and then, i would lead numerous jehovah's witnesses
and mormons in an exorcism/intervention on nathan's
behalf...

 

[coldblue1955]

If I had a pet unicorn I'd name it Feeble Twit. I just like the way the words sound togeher. Feeble Twit. If say it out loud it kind of sounds cool. Maybe you have to be stoned, I don't know. I smoked at my best friend's place tonight and played with his baby. Those things are fun. He was a lot of entertainment for quite some time. He laughs when you scare him. He'll flinch and shit, but then he'll giggle. Stop laughing at me. I bet you're all cops.

one big problem tho. unicorns are not real you retard!

 

[Lumberg]

If I had a pet unicorn I'd name it Feeble Twit. I just like the way the words sound togeher. Feeble Twit. If say it out loud it kind of sounds cool. Maybe you have to be stoned, I don't know. I smoked at my best friend's place tonight and played with his baby. Those things are fun. He was a lot of entertainment for quite some time. He laughs when you scare him. He'll flinch and shit, but then he'll giggle. Stop laughing at me. I bet you're all cops.

I think you should name the Kid Feeble Twit. Cos that way it would understand when it grew up. Also the unicorn thing should have some reference to your bunghole. OR Hunter Pregor's bunghole. Also the Kid's sister should be named bunghole. She would grow up to like anal, probably.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: If I had a pet unicorn

one big problem tho. unicorns are not real you retard!

Says you. Why you gotta try and bring me down all the time?

 

[Tiervexx]

If I had a pet unicorn I'd name it Feeble Twit. I just like the way the words sound togeher. Feeble Twit. If say it out loud it kind of sounds cool. Maybe you have to be stoned, I don't know. I smoked at my best friend's place tonight and played with his baby. Those things are fun. He was a lot of entertainment for quite some time. He laughs when you scare him. He'll flinch and shit, but then he'll giggle. Stop laughing at me. I bet you're all cops.

In all seriousness Nathan, please donate your brain to science when you die. Who knows what we could do with it…