Most weirdest person on ef

[stilleto]

where's the total non-sequetor? i thought that was the standard "i'm strange, look at me" signal.

oh wait. its already here.

 

[needtogetaas]

The imagination center of my brain never really developed well. How one can write such stories is beyond my personal comprehension. This is probably why I like them so much.

at first I though samoth was weird but now he is just cool

 

[Nathan]

The imagination center of my brain never really developed well. How one can write such stories is beyond my personal comprehension. This is probably why I like them so much.

I never got that - people have said that they don't have the imagination thing but for me it was always the one thing that flowed naturally for me. If it's weird and doesn't make sense, my brain will put it together and be happy with it. Man, I'm seriously lacking in som eother departments so I guess it's even steven.

 

[samoth]

I never got that - people have said that they don't have the imagination thing but for me it was always the one thing that flowed naturally for me. If it's weird and doesn't make sense, my brain will put it together and be happy with it. Man, I'm seriously lacking in som eother departments so I guess it's even steven.

*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html

 

[jh1]

^^^

Holy fucking shit.

Nathan wins!

 

[Spartacus]

that's talent

 

[Cal_21]

Cal_21 is...that creepy a-hole. F that guy.

 

[LuluDeren]

*ahem*

Using the search engine to pull up some Nathan classics, we have:



The Platypus In All Of Us

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/platypus-all-us-453928.html

The Potentially Petrified Pterodactyl

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/potentially-petrified-pterodactyl-405893.html

Which would win in a fight, Pegasus or a regular unicorn?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...win-fight-pegasus-regular-unicorn-331346.html

If you were being forced to eat a part of your body which would you eat?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-eat-part-your-body-would-you-eat-328647.html

My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/my-thoughts-life-you-bulbous-crotch-292439.html

I've been thinking a lot about crapping my pants lately

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ot-about-crapping-my-pants-lately-324696.html

What do you think the offspring of a flamingo and a koala might look like?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ng-flamingo-koala-might-look-like-322138.html

I'm really glad I don't have a disease that causes me to crap my pants uncontrollably

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-me-crap-my-pants-uncontrollably-307719.html

I wish I discovered a vortex somewhere and then kept it's locaion a secret

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...here-then-kept-its-locaion-secret-305151.html

I want a pet chimera

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-pet-chimera-304914.html

If I had a pet unicorn

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/if-i-had-pet-unicorn-296090.html

I was attacked by a tiger today

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-attacked-tiger-today-294432.html

So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...s-shaved-has-been-way-couple-days-294161.html

I want to be a vampire

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-want-vampire-293922.html

Who here likes using phlegm as an enema?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/who-here-likes-using-phlegm-enema-292687.html

Does a person's feces change color as they age?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...rsons-feces-change-color-they-age-292136.html

I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...had-biggest-shiniest-vagina-world-291800.html

The Crying Cooter

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/crying-cooter-283674.html

Luncheon meat inside my feet

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/luncheon-meat-inside-my-feet-283458.html

Gonorrhea and why I love it

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/gonorrhea-why-i-love-279196.html

How to savagely penetrate small woodland animals so that they die

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...mall-woodland-animals-so-they-die-278697.html

*knock-knock* 'Allo Mr. Genet, what are you doing in the Cabinet of Dr. Caliguri?

 

[Spartacus]

LOL @ the crying cooter
gonna read that first

 

[samoth]

LOL @ the crying cooter
gonna read that first

"The hour is cruelly struck,
With wicked words from an evil clock.
The leprechaun, lacking luck,
Licks the deformed cock.

The darkness descends,
A blanket of despair falls.
The leperous wife is without friends,
Her lonely cooter calls.

When tomorrow meets forever,
Our paths will remain free.
The world's penis God will sever,
No urethra for flowing pee."