rudeboyja
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How many scenery mistakes did I make????? -- LOL
How many scenery mistakes did I make????? -- LOL
nimbus said:nice man; how's ikea treatin you
jh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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rudeboyja said:http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3374/006ej0.th.jpg
Did it twice before I realized let's get the fuck out of your son's room. Kind of kills the mood I was tryin to set.
jh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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Bleach her asshole.rudeboyja said:http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=004td5.jpg
How many scenery mistakes did I make????? -- LOL
crazyjoe said:Bleach her asshole.
I was so thinking that too.lmao I was just going to say that it looks like you took the pic in here sons room.pore kid is going to see this pic some where on the net some day.lmaorudeboyja said:http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3374/006ej0.th.jpg
Did it twice before I realized let's get the fuck out of your son's room. Kind of kills the mood I was tryin to set.
fuck I was thinking that to.lmaojh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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looks like the girl from the lets get physical videojh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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needtogetaas said:lmao I was just going to say that it looks like you took the pic in here sons room.pore kid is going to see this pic some where on the net some day.lmao
all the whey said:Almost every girl I aged 30 to 45 who are divorce, separated, or still with their "loser" ex/husband.
Now, they are slutting it up to find some sucker to pay the electric bill.
rudeboyja said:http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=004td5.jpg
How many scenery mistakes did I make????? -- LOL
superqt4u2nv said:I was so thinking that too.
jh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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bwahahahhahahaaajh1 said:LMFOA!@
let me hear your body talk body talk.....jh1 said:Let's get PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL....
No double meaning there at all.![]()
How old is she?rudeboyja said:http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=004td5.jpg
How many scenery mistakes did I make????? -- LOL
i just thought that was her balls tuck up undercrazyjoe said:Bleach her asshole.
crazyjoe said:Bleach her asshole.
Here ya go...my last milf booty call....redsamurai said:nothing wrong with that hole.........nor her ass.........nor her legs.............damn, that is spank bank material FOR SURE@!!!
javaguru said:Here ya go...my last milf booty call....
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I'm convinced she's bipolar.....all the whey said:Nice.
The drawing of her and her daughter in the background makes the pic hotter!@!@!
Same with her daughters stuffed animal on the floor in the second pic!!!!!!!!!190349nhjde0==0j

javaguru said:I'm convinced she's bipolar.....![]()
Yes, but it was more about loving me one day, hating me the second day and loving me on day three....all the whey said:Did you notice it when she didn't get her way?
BIKINIMOM said:WTF is it with these women who are confusing their *mommy life* with their *adult female life*.
That shit couldn't be MORE DISGUSTING.
javaguru said:Yes, but it was more about loving me one day, hating me the second day and loving me on day three....![]()
God what a horrible video. Notice jh1 jumproping in the beginning!needtogetaas said:looks like the girl from the lets get physical video
She's every woman....all the whey said:I think I know her.lolo
all the whey said:
BIKINIMOM said:Nothin wrong with a grown woman gettin her groove on, but those photos are DISGUSTING.
Shit, I never even let another man into my freaking house (even though my kids weren't there) to pick me up for a date until like 2 years after I divorced their father. And NO Fucking way they would be allowed into my kids' room.
That is straight up nasty.
Hell, I wouldn't even let guys see my girls' photo or talk about them much.
Those worlds were SEPARATE. I had way too much respect for my children and for myself as a woman and mother.
javaguru said:Here ya go...my last milf booty call....
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BIKINIMOM said:Nothin wrong with a grown woman gettin her groove on, but those photos are DISGUSTING.
Shit, I never even let another man into my freaking house (even though my kids weren't there) to pick me up for a date until like 2 years after I divorced their father. And NO Fucking way they would be allowed into my kids' room.
That is straight up nasty.
Hell, I wouldn't even let guys see my girls' photo or talk about them much.
Those worlds were SEPARATE. I had way too much respect for my children and for myself as a woman and mother.
Forge said:Part of relationships, and love, is sharing. You can't really give someone a fair shot unless you are willing to risk getting hurt. I know you kept your kids very secluded from the dating part of your life, and that is entirely your right, but not every woman is as guarded and closed off as you were BM.
I'm dating a MILF myself right now (no pics bros!) and she has allowed me to become a part of her daughter's life just a month or so into it. I respect that she trusted me and is open enough with me to do that. It speaks volumes about how serious she really is about giving this relationship a real chance. Both her daughter and myself are large parts of her life, it would be impossible to keep us completely seperate and grow the relationship.
Of course, rudeboy's girl may just really be a skanky slut too, I don't know her so I can't tell.![]()
hot MILFjavaguru said:Here ya go...my last milf booty call....
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Smurfy said:hot MILF
did you pay the lot fee on her trailer?
lol i was talking about Java's MILFrudeboyja said:funny. She's actually a cosmetic manager big wig. What is scary is she played around with OJ about 7 years ago when she lived in Florida. Guess I better watch my back.
Smurfy said:lol i was talking about Java's MILF
jh1 said:What kind of a skank whore takes a picture of herself leaned over her boy's bed like that?
Nice fucking 80's rock hair too...
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Forge said:Part of relationships, and love, is sharing. You can't really give someone a fair shot unless you are willing to risk getting hurt. I know you kept your kids very secluded from the dating part of your life, and that is entirely your right, but not every woman is as guarded and closed off as you were BM.
I'm dating a MILF myself right now (no pics bros!) and she has allowed me to become a part of her daughter's life just a month or so into it. I respect that she trusted me and is open enough with me to do that. It speaks volumes about how serious she really is about giving this relationship a real chance. Both her daughter and myself are large parts of her life, it would be impossible to keep us completely seperate and grow the relationship.
Of course, rudeboy's girl may just really be a skanky slut too, I don't know her so I can't tell.![]()
fistfullofsteel said:she's a fucking skank pig just like the rest of them. that's good shit right there. hit it until something better comes along.
BIKINIMOM said:Women like this make me want to vomit.
Skank pig is DEAD ON.... *Bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrr*

javaguru said:Here ya go...my last milf booty call....
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BIKINIMOM said:Fistfullofsteel -
We will try this nicely.
Edit your post to be reflective of FACTS that you know because you A - lived it with me or B - have some other sort of FACTUAL information that you could present in a court of law - not "I read some other ASSHOLE post this on elite or some other braindead elitefitness wannabee site" and we will let it stay as you posted it.
M'kay?
I am getting so fucking tired of lies being proliferated about me.
My REAL NAME and REAL FACE and REAL LIFE family tragedy is linked to bikinimom. So please refrain from proliferating lies.
I will link this to administration and see how they feel about it..... that is unless you want to do the right thing and handle yourself like A MAN.![]()
@ we are lying and making things up about you.That's what I was about to say....ix-nay on the tot's oom-ray.rudeboyja said:http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3374/006ej0.th.jpg
Did it twice before I realized let's get the fuck out of your son's room. Kind of kills the mood I was tryin to set.
Bald cooche and bleached anuses are partly responsible for the increase in terrorism.Wulfgar said:i posted a thread awhile back on Bleaching the anus
it is gaining rapidly in popularity
BIKINIMOM said:Fistfullofsteel -
We will try this nicely.
Edit your post to be reflective of FACTS that you know because you A - lived it with me or B - have some other sort of FACTUAL information that you could present in a court of law - not "I read some other ASSHOLE post this on elite or some other braindead elitefitness wannabee site" and we will let it stay as you posted it.
M'kay?
I am getting so fucking tired of lies being proliferated about me.
My REAL NAME and REAL FACE and REAL LIFE family tragedy is linked to bikinimom. So please refrain from proliferating lies.
I will link this to administration and see how they feel about it..... that is unless you want to do the right thing and handle yourself like A MAN.![]()
jh1 said:BikiniMom -
On behalf of EF I want to apologize to you for any of us that have taken posts made under Bikinimom as though they were actually made by you, BikiniMom, and were factual or truthful
We are all very silly to have done so. What we should have done / should do before we use any post as a reflection of anyone’s character on here is have them sign an affidavit or testify in a deposition as to the facts. This would be much more responsible and conducive to the environment of an internet based chat board.
Sincerely,
JH1

BIKINIMOM said:I said there were OBVIOUSLY ridiculous posts that EVERYONE knew were not made by me for a period of about 2 weeks FIVE YEARS AGO....
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Watch your baby and help her to be happy and healthy.
We know you could give a shit about my kids. So let us leave it at that.... Cry for random dogs. M'kay?
Fistfull opened up his own can of worms. Leave him to it.
As I said, AAP would have been THE FIRST to hang my ass out if I had EVER misrepresented FACTS.
The rest is all internet GARBAGE. If you are a weakminded sheeple, rock on my brother.![]()
jh1 said:You are misrepresenting the facts.
You purposely gave out your credentials and had people post at times when you knew that it was impossible for you to be posting yourself so that you could say to the courts 'See.... someone else was posting as Binkinimom' which is a great denial defense tactic.
However, it can be abused - both then and now. You can carte blanch deny any individual posts you just don't want to 'deal with' wether you made it or not, but you still claim the 'account' and the 'personality' that goes along with it.
So to claim a bunch of 'unknowns' somehow got into your account and harassed you is bullshit. You put them up to it.
Jesus titty fuckin christ you talk more than my momBIKINIMOM said:*sigh*
You are laughable.
Stop trying to reinvent history.... history that you know ZERO about. Sorta like how you called BULLSHIT on THE FACT that some dumbass kid was harrassing a female boardmember that IS NOT NOW NOR NEVER WAS ME - NOR WAS IT EVER IMPLIED THAT IT WAS ME and his ass got popped for using a university computer and was made an example of both at his school and here on elite. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
And no, as you laughed - to my knowledge THE FBI was not involved nor were there SWAT involved.... neither were there space aliens.
There were MANY security breaches with the mod board and with mod accounts at some point in elitefitness history. We were OFTEN times told to change our passwords.
MANY of the oldschool mods can and WILL back me as they have in the past.
I have NEVER lied nor have I misrepresented FACTS nor have I EVER breached a trust.
Why do you constantly pick on me and say inflamatory and false remarks? Is there an issue that we have or are you just an e-tard?
jon79 said:Jesus titty fuckin christ you talk more than my mom

Listen its fucking sundayBIKINIMOM said:LOL Can't help it.
I can't stand lying sacks of shit who continually attack people they know NUTHIN about.![]()
Now get back on the freaking FONE!!!!![]()
BIKINIMOM said:LOL Can't help it.
I can't stand lying sacks of shit who continually attack people they know NUTHIN about.![]()
Now get back on the freaking FONE!!!!![]()

jon79 said:Listen its fucking sunday
i just won 200,000k on the seahawks
with it was real cash but its fun betting anyway

oh my goodnessBIKINIMOM said:*Lily Tomlin*
One Ringie Dingie.... Two Ringie Dingie
You know I wuv u... It's just one of those things. Once you get your uterus stretched you feel the need to mother the entire planet.![]()
BIKINIMOM said:I said there were OBVIOUSLY ridiculous posts that EVERYONE knew were not made by me for a period of about 2 weeks FIVE YEARS AGO....
jh1 said:Okay.
So this was ~ 5 years ago?
2002 or 2003? Let's pinpoint which 2 weeks so that we can all put to rest posts made during *THOSE* 2 weeks.
Okay?
And this was the Bikinimom account, correct?
All posts under 'Werd' you claim as your own? No mysterious hackers broke in there to your knowledge, correct?

jh1 said:Okay.
So this was ~ 5 years ago?
2002 or 2003? Let's pinpoint which 2 weeks so that we can all put to rest posts made during *THOSE* 2 weeks.
Okay?
And this was the Bikinimom account, correct?
All posts under 'Werd' you claim as your own? No mysterious hackers broke in there to your knowledge, correct?
Gymgurl said:Nice slut shot on her kids bed
Gymgurl said:Nice slut shot on her kids bed

BIKINIMOM said:From the post that GAMBINO quoted - these posts were OBVIOUSLY made around that time. It was over FIVE YEARS AGO.... duh. When have you EVER heard me say that I didn't make a post until GAMBINO quoted that RIDICULOUS and LAUGHABLE tripe? Do you BOTH realize how much we were all laughing at you for that pisspoor pathetic excuse for a *smoking gun*? Bikinigate was looooooooooong forgotten.
And NO - it was NOT under the *WERD* account.... nor were they made *dun dun dun* when my bikinimom account was changed to BeachedWhale.
The hell you say?
You mean you didn't know that my bikinimom account (which is now BIKINIMOM) was once changed to Beached Whale?!?!?!
Fuck me runnin... you and GAMBINO need to step up your game/investigation/whatever.... Both of you obviously had trouble comprehending Velvett's post about *getting a life*.... You and every other little pisspoor pathetic excuse for a man withOUT a life. I may have many flaws, but following other e-tards around attempting to catch them in some sort of e-lie ain't hardly none of them. I have enough REAL LIFE drama of my own and a REAL LIFE husband and REAL LIFE family (yea, this includes the children who were stolen from me over a year ago) and REAL LIFE friends who love me to keep it full.
Tell us what is lacking from YOUR life that the expensive clothing, cars, etc that you post ad nauseum on elite can not fill the void for successfully?
hehfistfullofsteel said:those are the facts and everybody on ef knows it. nobody believes your stupid crazy ass.
don't post your pics, you will be doing everybody a favor, and you won't have to worry about everybody associating your psycho behavior with your face.
@ we are lying and making things up about you.
the_clockwork said:lol @ all the dumbasses that think people give a fuck about them on an internet chat forum
jh1 said:That's as clear as mud.
Which two weeks was it?
Was it limited to posts that still show up as Bikinimom?
Were any posts under the werd handle suspected of being made by internet hackers?
Three simple questions.

BIKINIMOM said:I answered all of them.
Next...
and for all the DUMBASSES that are LOLing.... I dont see anyone giving a fat rat's ass about your dumbshit selves... yet my name is CONSTANTLY dragged through the mudd with lies by e-tards that WISH I would give them the time of day. Sorry little e-tards but haven't you heard? I have a pretend internet husband now. Good thing you all sent him emails about *the real me* (We are both still laughing at THAT shit.)..... Nutsack... you know A LOT about lying on the interwebs.... do you not? Talk to needto and get off my ass. We are all still laughing at you.![]()
the_clockwork said:if you took so many pics around the apartment where are the others?
BIKINIMOM said:I answered all of them.
Next...
and for all the DUMBASSES that are LOLing.... I dont see anyone giving a fat rat's ass about your dumbshit selves... yet my name is CONSTANTLY dragged through the mudd with lies by e-tards that WISH I would give them the time of day. Sorry little e-tards but haven't you heard? I have a pretend internet husband now. Good thing you all sent him emails about *the real me* (We are both still laughing at THAT shit.)..... Nutsack... you know A LOT about lying on the interwebs.... do you not? Talk to needto and get off my ass. We are all still laughing at you.![]()
BIKINIMOM said:From the post that GAMBINO quoted - these posts were OBVIOUSLY made around that time. It was over FIVE YEARS AGO.... duh.
the_clockwork said:Jesus christ, why do you spend so much time explaining yourself? get a fucking life
BIKINIMOM said:Either two weeks before your moron superslueth friend or two weeks after.
I have a better idea since I really don't give a fuck and neither does anyone else on elite who has HALF a brain.... Why don't you PUBLICLY ask Big Rick Rock or even AAP? Shit my fuckin ex even gave up on following me around on elite since he has Middlesex County Family Court Judge Fred Keiser in his pocket. The running joke in the courthouse is that my ex gives better head than I do. But that is a rumor that I can neither confirm or deny.
I don't know about how they have changed the site since.
Or shit.... why don't you ask George Spellwin or The Ranger?
They would know waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than me....
Get a fuckin life.
jh1 said:Well which way is it? 2 weeks before or after?
Other wise that's 4 weeks you'll claim.
Here's Bino's link. Take a look...
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/1388250-post1.html
Which two weeks in 2002 was it?
BIKINIMOM said:How bout the DUMBASSES who keep *supersluething* my ass be the ones to *get a life* as you put it?
That would be waaaaaaaaaaaay too much trouble.
You still pissy about being popped for puttin up fake pics of a fantasy life?
the_clockwork said:supersluething isn't a word
BIKINIMOM said:HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
I already told you..... ask Big Rick Rock and/or AAP.
That DUMB SHIT was forgotten a long ass time ago.
Ask them... I dont give a fat rat's ass... Ask nutsack, maybe HE knows.
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