last night i had to fight for mine and my families life

[habitualhealth]

let me tell you something. last night was the scariest night of my life. there i was, walking into the kitchen and i notice our 3 cats with their noses right up against the cabinet under the sink. so i investigated to see what they were looking at. and there it was, this huge ass possum. so i had to make a quick decision, my family and i or the possum..... so i got a broom stick and taped a knife on the end as if i were Rambo. i even put on the head band. as i inched into the cabinet there we were face to face. mono a posso. he tried playing possum on me but i wasnt fooled. so i jabbed at him a few times and he continued to act dead. as i tried to pick him up with the stick he jumped up and ran to the back of the cabinets.

 

[pdaddy]

This world would be a better place if we weren't sharing it with the devil spawn opossum.

 

[big4life]

One night I ran over one while driving an MG. That car was so low to the ground I could hear it from the time it went under the front the car until it came out the back. Somehow that sucker lived because I looked in my mirror and it was still moving across the road.

 

[biteme]

you laugh now but wait until one of them fuckers is showin them razor sharp teeth at you, they are mean as hell

LOL! I probably would have done the same thing. Hell, I'm scared to death of rats. We were searching for one in the garage one day and my dad snuck up behind me and poked me in the ass with a broomstick. I screamed and jumped so high I could have slammed a basketball.

 

[PrittyKitty]

Big has an obsession with killing rodents. He once killed a poor little mouse by crushing in with a boulder!!!

 

[buffer1]

let me tell you something. last night was the scariest night of my life. there i was, walking into the kitchen and i notice our 3 cats with their noses right up against the cabinet under the sink. so i investigated to see what they were looking at. and there it was, this huge ass possum. so i had to make a quick decision, my family and i or the possum..... so i got a broom stick and taped a knife on the end as if i were Rambo. i even put on the head band. as i inched into the cabinet there we were face to face. mono a posso. he tried playing possum on me but i wasnt fooled. so i jabbed at him a few times and he continued to act dead. as i tried to pick him up with the stick he jumped up and ran to the back of the cabinets.

now i know he means business. so i again jab him a few more times and finally he gives up and dies. i proclaimed victory.

did you club the bastard,thats what you do theu move rreal slow,so you can club them

 

[bigmann245]

Big has an obsession with killing rodents. He once killed a poor little mouse by crushing in with a boulder!!!

come on now. your cat ate the damn thing and it was half dead. i didnt want it to suffer so i killed it. my gawd what did you want? the mouse to suffer, that would have been cruel. now go get me a glass of milk....

 

[buffer1]

come on now. your cat ate the damn thing and it was half dead. i didnt want it to suffer so i killed it. my gawd what did you want? the mouse to suffer, that would have been cruel. now go get me a glass of milk....

LOL

 

[PrittyKitty]

come on now. your cat ate the damn thing and it was half dead. i didnt want it to suffer so i killed it. my gawd what did you want? the mouse to suffer, that would have been cruel. now go get me a glass of milk....

fug no! Just because you Ramboed a possum last night dosen't make you God!

 

[HiDnGoD]

Big has an obsession with killing rodents. He once killed a poor little mouse by crushing in with a boulder!!!

I did a rat with a bayonet once. It was staring at me when I woke up in my sleeping bag.