Johnson and Johnson No More Tears Shampoo

[NoDaddyNo]

I think the only way to truly have no more tears at all would be upon death.

So therefore, I think that it is really intended to be orally consumed and then it causes death, and then of course, no more tears.

Ozzy wrote a song about it.

 

[Nathan]

You might be onto something. Throw in it's obvious cleaning potential and you're set rectum-wise.

 

[Backlash]

Would it work as advertised if used as an anal lubricant? This could be big....