I've had it with the "bitter OLDER man" syndrome...

[Werd]

Just watch out for the broken heart baby...sounds so easy but its not.

Sheesh... one would THINK that older men knew their way around the pussy... been finding out lately that ain't necessarily so. Bedded one dude last week that was like the fuck from bizarro world. Swear to God, this dude said, "I think in a previous life I was a tiger" as he kept growling. When he removed his shirt to reveal a large gut and had a cock that was barely hard, I was like THANK GOD the lighting is bigtime dim. I have NEVER been so happy that a dude was a one pump chump in my entire adult life. THANK GOD he knew to leave.... but quickly.

I figure at least with a younger guy, he will be easier on the eyes, no?

 

[marshallmadman]

Sheesh... one would THINK that older men knew their way around the pussy... been finding out lately that ain't necessarily so. Bedded one dude last week that was like the fuck from bizarro world. Swear to God, this dude said, "I think in a previous life I was a tiger" as he kept growling. When he removed his shirt to reveal a large gut and had a cock that was barely hard, I was like THANK GOD the lighting is bigtime dim. I have NEVER been so happy that a dude was a one pump chump in my entire adult life. THANK GOD he knew to leave.... but quickly.

I figure at least with a younger guy, he will be easier on the eyes, no?

That there, is some funny shit! I'm just wondering how you didn't notice that this guy was a fucking troll before you "bedded him down". I mean, did you leave your glasses on your bedside table, and couldn't get a good look at him til it was too late?

 

[Werd]

That there, is some funny shit! I'm just wondering how you didn't notice that this guy was a fucking troll before you "bedded him down". I mean, did you leave your glasses on your bedside table, and couldn't get a good look at him til it was too late?

Truth be told, I have sooooooooo settled sooooooooo much lately that I hardly even noticed these things anymore. He had a very nice face, was tall and broad shoulders. His shirt outside of his jeans hid that shizzle really well, but naked - HELLO! I was like .

And he fucking emailed me a few days ago.

I was like - FUCK! DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL I CONTACT YOU?!?!

 

[EnderJE]

Truth be told, I have sooooooooo settled sooooooooo much lately that I hardly even noticed these things anymore. He had a very nice face, was tall and broad shoulders. His shirt outside of his jeans hid that shizzle really well, but naked - HELLO! I was like .

And he fucking emailed me a few days ago.

I was like - FUCK! DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL I CONTACT YOU?!?!

Curious. How many dates?

 

[marshallmadman]

Truth be told, I have sooooooooo settled sooooooooo much lately that I hardly even noticed these things anymore. He had a very nice face, was tall and broad shoulders. His shirt outside of his jeans hid that shizzle really well, but naked - HELLO! I was like .

And he fucking emailed me a few days ago.

I was like - FUCK! DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL I CONTACT YOU?!?!

It's just a real shame that your self-esteem is so low that you feel that you need to settle. I'm sure we all go through stages like that in our life, but things get better. What caused this to happen to you? I feel the same way sometimes.

 

[Werd]

Curious. How many dates?

Honestly? I have had many long talks with the guy over the past few months, exchanged a few emails.... and it was our first and last date.

I guess this makes me a ho. LOL

I get an EXTREMELY limited amounted of time without my kids (not complaining, just stating a fact). So when the opportunity arose, I took advantage of it. But believe you me, this guy cured me of wanting to fuck ANYONE for a very very long time!

Truth be told, I am still in love with my last boyfriend, haven't seen or talked to him for MONTHS.... I can still remember the first time he kissed me - that was over 3 years ago.

Whatever... I was horny, this dude seemed down for a no-strings thing but he was anything but easy on the eyes and too fucking wierd and inept once his big loose shirt came off.

 

[Raptorex]

Sheesh... one would THINK that older men knew their way around the pussy... been finding out lately that ain't necessarily so. Bedded one dude last week that was like the fuck from bizarro world. Swear to God, this dude said, "I think in a previous life I was a tiger" as he kept growling. When he removed his shirt to reveal a large gut and had a cock that was barely hard, I was like THANK GOD the lighting is bigtime dim. I have NEVER been so happy that a dude was a one pump chump in my entire adult life. THANK GOD he knew to leave.... but quickly.

I figure at least with a younger guy, he will be easier on the eyes, no?

Werd, you generalized...cuz i'm in the age range you said was out of shape...sorry babe, me and my bro's put most 20, 30 year olds to shame...its not about age, its about taking care of what your given...Hope things get better.

 

[Werd]

It's just a real shame that your self-esteem is so low that you feel that you need to settle. I'm sure we all go through stages like that in our life, but things get better. What caused this to happen to you? I feel the same way sometimes.

No, no darlin... my self-esteem is fine. It is just that I never really cared much what a man looked like naked as I was into his mind and personality. I guess I was treating a booty-call like it was someone that I would "care" about. We clicked initially, but when his clothing came off and it was showtime, dude came up lacking BIGTIME.

 

[EnderJE]

Honestly? I have had many long talks with the guy over the past few months, exchanged a few emails.... and it was our first and last date.

I guess this makes me a ho. LOL

I get an EXTREMELY limited amounted of time without my kids (not complaining, just stating a fact). So when the opportunity arose, I took advantage of it. But believe you me, this guy cured me of wanting to fuck ANYONE for a very very long time!

Truth be told, I am still in love with my last boyfriend, haven't seen or talked to him for MONTHS.... I can still remember the first time he kissed me - that was over 3 years ago.

Whatever... I was horny, this dude seemed down for a no-strings thing but he was anything but easy on the eyes and too fucking wierd and inept once his big loose shirt came off.

Okay! Where can I pick you up?

Seriously, why don't you call the last guy back and help him deal with his shit (sounds like a wife or something)?

 

[Dial_tone]

If I shave my ass will you love me long time?