im trying to be mor ehealthy so i ate alot of broccoli today at lunch

[Sub-Zero]

and now my stomach is in agony i cant stop farting and have a case of the shits and all that comes out is super dark leafy green shit

 

[jackangel]

lmao. dudebro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

More than I needed to know

 

[samoth]

It's be healthier if you stopped smoking.

 

[biteme]

I dip my brocolli in chocolate.

 

[Smurfy]

lol broccoli is yummy but not in super large quantities. perhaps your body needs to get used to it? way back when....i would eat huge plateful of steamed broccoli for dinner. lol

 

[heatherrae]

Take some beano.

You can't go from 0 to 100 on broccoli eating like that.

 

[swole]

what a waste of stomach space

imagine if you ate protein-rich meat instead of all that garbage?

a little bit of steamed veggies or fresh fruit and a multi is all you need if you're worried about balancing your diet

other than that, good carbs and good meat

dude e.q makes your hunger go through the roof

i ate an entire 1/2lb cheeseburger, sweet potato wedges (yes, fried), and a huge grilled chicken salad with 2 guiness' in 1 setting

fuck i'm fat, but my excuse is i just got home after getting off a plane and driving an hour to get home

 

[KillahBee]

I ate a carne asade burrito the size of an infant this morning at 2 am.

 

[KillahBee]

Uh oh, give me bout 3 and a half minutes and I may have a picture of the same burrito - whole again.