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lol...I love this song 
Something that is interesting is that all 3 posts here have the -modest- unassuming, antihesis of narcissistic, person in their avi..
lol
LB, left u a suggestion in the secret thread.
Good thread, had a date, went well, ego is restored...
MW said U gave great advice...
lol
LB, left u a suggestion in the secret thread.
Good thread, had a date, went well, ego is restored...
MW said U gave great advice...
layinback
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lol at your astute observation!
btw glad your date went well.......an ego is a terrible thing to waste
lol...layinback if you're modest, then so am I 
layinback
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lol...layinback if you're modest, then so am I
lollololol agreed.
i asked a very successful well known doctor buddy of mine if we were
narcissistic and he answered, " of course we are and guys like us make the
world go round"
alcatraz, anythings better than living a quite life of desperation and i'll have some
really cool stories to tell my grand children on the front porch one day.
Asians start working on decoding the iPhone when they're 4 yrs old...just sayin
you're not vain!
nimbus
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He is merely questioning it and discussing the concept. Be a little open-minded bro.
yo you have your whole suck-up thing going for you and that's cool, but i don't really need posting advice from you
yo you have your whole suck-up thing going for you and that's cool, but i don't really need posting advice from you
lol relax bro I'm just messin around
naaah it's all in good fun....besides, I literally haven't slept for over 48 hours
nimbus
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sorry man that must suck. shit hit the fan tonight with a girl i've been seeing; probably salvageable but i'm not sure i want it to be.
with your personality and charm, plenty of fish in the sea bro...no homo
not to metion his uncanny resemblance to ben affleck
my current wife, both ex wives and a dozen or so ex gf said that this song makes them think of me
i don't really get it...... i always considered myself humble and self effacing.
*moved to over 10 foot cawk forum*
needtogetaas
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me to
blueta2
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Here, let me help
"I'm walking on sunshine, ya ya, walking on sunshine, and don't it feel good, hey, alright now, and don't it feel good"
better?
layinback
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layinback
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If being vain means you look as good as you then I say bring it on.
back at you gorgeous.
layinback
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LOL i'm proud of my penis, we've had a lot of good times together
ololo
as well you should be! the one muscle we cannot "pump up" in the gym! doner DNA was good to you.LOL i'm proud of my penis, we've had a lot of good times together
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You know, it's interesting... when I had my last psych eval in connection with this custody garbage the doc concluded that based on my MMRP (or whatever the fuck it is) I am narcisisstic. I was irritated by that. I complained to the Old Grump, "Dammit - damn straight I am BEYOND proud of all that I have accomplished in spite of all the shit that life has handed me. I've been putting myself down since I was old enough to remember (thanx mom!) but now, because I've finally UNLEARNED that behavior and pat myself on the fucking back for all I've done with my life when most others would have just eaten a bullet or just sent up a red flag from the bottom of a bottle I should be ASHAMED?... WTF is this about narcissism?!!?"
The Old Grump laughed at me - "Baby you are THE EPITOMY of narcissism. Did you hear ME say that this was a BAD THING?!"
LOL
I know my limitations. I don't ask anything or anyone that I wouldn't expect of myself. And I try to uplift everyone every chance I get but I will be a motherfucker if I will feel that I should apologize or be made for feel shame for being proud of myself and my accomplishments!
If this makes me a bad person:
*raises hand*
GUILTY AS FUCKIN CHARGED.
digimon7068
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my current wife, both ex wives and a dozen or so ex gf said that this song makes them think of me
i don't really get it...... i always considered myself humble and self effacing.
meh. . .i always stop and look at my reflection in mirrors, car windows, etc. . .i'm dead-sexy. . .it's a gift. . .and a curse. . .
layinback
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yes you are bro!!! my wife's very picky but when she saw your pic on ef
she said, " he's good looking."
we aint conceited, we're convinced!
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yes you are bro!!! my wife's very picky but when she saw your pic on ef
she said, " he's good looking."
we aint conceited, we're convinced!
Yup George Clooney ain't got nuthin on him... or is it that he ain't got nuthin on that sorry bastard George Clooney?!
You know, it's interesting... when I had my last psych eval in connection with this custody garbage the doc concluded that based on my MMRP (or whatever the fuck it is) I am narcisisstic. I was irritated by that. I complained to the Old Grump, "Dammit - damn straight I am BEYOND proud of all that I have accomplished in spite of all the shit that life has handed me. I've been putting myself down since I was old enough to remember (thanx mom!) but now, because I've finally UNLEARNED that behavior and pat myself on the fucking back for all I've done with my life when most others would have just eaten a bullet or just sent up a red flag from the bottom of a bottle I should be ASHAMED?... WTF is this about narcissism?!!?"
The Old Grump laughed at me - "Baby you are THE EPITOMY of narcissism. Did you hear ME say that this was a BAD THING?!"
LOL
I know my limitations. I don't ask anything or anyone that I wouldn't expect of myself. And I try to uplift everyone every chance I get but I will be a motherfucker if I will feel that I should apologize or be made for feel shame for being proud of myself and my accomplishments!
If this makes me a bad person:
*raises hand*
GUILTY AS FUCKIN CHARGED.
I dont think you're narcicistic or conceited...any person who has accomplished half of what you and the old grump have accomplished would feel proud as well
layinback
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lolololol i like george clooney. the women like that *empty* look in his eyes.
they intuitively know he'll confirm their low self worth.
btw BM, you mean MMPI. ( minnesota multi phasic personality inventory )
remember that narcissism is a personality style and it runs along a continuum.
healthy narcissism is essential for self preservation and it is a necessary
component of assertion, success and drive. on the other end of the spectrum
is malignant narcissism, this is commonly referred to as narcissistic
personality disorder. folks with NPD are stuck in an infantile developmental
stage. these types are completely self absorbed and do not have the ability
to love. like the psychopath, they're devoid of empathy. really about the
only thing that distinguishes the narcissist from the psychopath is impulsively.
the psychopath is far more impulsive than the NPD.
i doubt seriously that you are NPD lol. you may have some traits, but i can't
believe that you are NPD. i have spotted a few full blown examples on ef.
one of them is someone you brought to my attention in a pm.
Stfu lb
layinback
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lolololol i like george clooney. the women like that *empty* look in his eyes.
they intuitively know he'll confirm their low self worth.
btw BM, you mean MMPI. ( minnesota multi phasic personality inventory )
remember that narcissism is a personality style and it runs along a continuum.
healthy narcissism is essential for self preservation and it is a necessary
component of assertion, success and drive. on the other end of the spectrum
is malignant narcissism, this is commonly referred to as narcissistic
personality disorder. folks with NPD are stuck in an infantile developmental
stage. these types are completely self absorbed and do not have the ability
to love. like the psychopath, they're devoid of empathy. really about the
only thing that distinguishes the narcissist from the psychopath is impulsively.
the psychopath is far more impulsive than the NPD.
i doubt seriously that you are NPD lol. you may have some traits, but i can't
believe that you are NPD. i have spotted a few full blown examples on ef.
one of them is someone you brought to my attention in a pm.
Nah I ain't gots no disorder er nuthin...
'cept maybe that lazy eye that I needa lasso evr now and agin so that I can focus on the task at hand. Or is it maybe that I habitually bite off more than I can chew to the point of having large food particulates fall from the gaping, slobbering orifice that many call a mouth? 
My psych evals were pretty much on. The results of the raw data though were sorta funny and totally missed the boat. That is why a COMPETENT professional to assemble and interpret ALL of the data are crucial to giving a proper and accurate assessment.
My 3 strongest character traits are:
1. I LOVE attention... always have, always will. Funny though as I have matured I have learned ways of gleaning positive attention and finding still other ways to continue that momentum by turning that around and giving it to others without feeling "used up" or "empty". My union with the Old Grump is primarily responsible for this. I always had it in me but he helped me to focus and keep it going. And when I feel like I am running on low he fills me back up... We do that for one another.
2. I do have a very HEALTHY dose of narcisism. Had I not I would have most certainly cashed in my chips a loooooooooong ass time ago. Not only do I fight daily to stay alive but I struggle to find ways to be worthy of that gift. As I said, of this I am VERY proud and will not apologize... to ANYONE.
3. I have a VERY strong need to be loved. When I was younger I floundered and tried so hard to get that "love" and "recognition" that came so easily for more attractive people. When I was a kid I used to actually bite and spit, was quite obnoxious in fact. Then as I entered puberty, of course, sexuality seemed to be the ticket. Once I kicked my oppresive/abusive ex out the door a whole new world lay before me. I was getting attetion that I'd never gotten before - very VERY strong sexual attention. But it was all based on ONE THING... SEX.. nothing more and nothing less. Left me feeling very very empty and worth even less than I had felt before. Throw all the custody drama in the mix (the one thing I felt I was ALWAYS good at came totally naturally to me - being a mother - first I yielded to protect my girls, then later was stripped of it for NO REASON, didn't matter I was blamed nonetheless) and you can just imagine how hard it was for me to continue to justify my existance.
Thanx to my narcisism and sheer stubborn as a mule mentality (no way that I was going to "let" every negative nancy *magically* be right with their bullshit profecies) I found ways to glean positive attention with my clothing ON (though dammit I still look pretty good nekkid
) aside from the fact that though I am a mother, was not allowed to be one. I wrote and illustrated books, created art work, became a media personality that proliferated positive points of view, managed and cared for many people that otherwise would not have gotten a job (and made a pretty penny in the process LOL) and now I am on the brink of launching what will be a very successful skin care and supplement line...AND I WILL GET MY GIRLS SOON!!!
... all this because I finally got MY HEAD in check and began to gravitate towards positive people and let the negative nancies get lost in THEIR NOISE.
My Old Grump, well he just helped to show me the way. I was ready to be molded, true. But he is my greatest supporter and an unbelievable mentor. We try to pass that on to as many people as we can. Sometimes our message falls on deaf ears and sometimes we are actually able to affect a body. Either way, we are a dynamic team.
I am incredibly flattered that HE has allowed himself to be positively influenced by me... makes me very proud and happy that I have finally become the kind of woman who could give such a gift to a man that "already had everything."
I am thinking there, Mr LayinBack, that Mrs LayinBack has most likely had similar feelings towards her husband. What say you, sir?
layinback
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Nah I ain't gots no disorder er nuthin...
My psych evals were pretty much on. The results of the raw data though were sorta funny and totally missed the boat. That is why a COMPETENT professional to assemble and interpret ALL of the data are crucial to giving a proper and accurate assessment.
My 3 strongest character traits are:
1. I LOVE attention... always have, always will. Funny though as I have matured I have learned ways of gleaning positive attention and finding still other ways to continue that momentum by turning that around and giving it to others without feeling "used up" or "empty". My union with the Old Grump is primarily responsible for this. I always had it in me but he helped me to focus and keep it going. And when I feel like I am running on low he fills me back up... We do that for one another.
2. I do have a very HEALTHY dose of narcisism. Had I not I would have most certainly cashed in my chips a loooooooooong ass time ago. Not only do I fight daily to stay alive but I struggle to find ways to be worthy of that gift. As I said, of this I am VERY proud and will not apologize... to ANYONE.
3. I have a VERY strong need to be loved. When I was younger I floundered and tried so hard to get that "love" and "recognition" that came so easily for more attractive people. When I was a kid I used to actually bite and spit, was quite obnoxious in fact. Then as I entered puberty, of course, sexuality seemed to be the ticket. Once I kicked my oppresive/abusive ex out the door a whole new world lay before me. I was getting attetion that I'd never gotten before - very VERY strong sexual attention. But it was all based on ONE THING... SEX.. nothing more and nothing less. Left me feeling very very empty and worth even less than I had felt before. Throw all the custody drama in the mix (the one thing I felt I was ALWAYS good at came totally naturally to me - being a mother - first I yielded to protect my girls, then later was stripped of it for NO REASON, didn't matter I was blamed nonetheless) and you can just imagine how hard it was for me to continue to justify my existance.
Thanx to my narcisism and sheer stubborn as a mule mentality (no way that I was going to "let" every negative nancy *magically* be right with their bullshit profecies) I found ways to glean positive attention with my clothing ON (though dammit I still look pretty good nekkid
AND I WILL GET MY GIRLS SOON!!!
... all this because I finally got MY HEAD in check and began to gravitate towards positive people and let the negative nancies get lost in THEIR NOISE.
My Old Grump, well he just helped to show me the way. I was ready to be molded, true. But he is my greatest supporter and an unbelievable mentor. We try to pass that on to as many people as we can. Sometimes our message falls on deaf ears and sometimes we are actually able to affect a body. Either way, we are a dynamic team.
I am incredibly flattered that HE has allowed himself to be positively influenced by me... makes me very proud and happy that I have finally become the kind of woman who could give such a gift to a man that "already had everything."
I am thinking there, Mr LayinBack, that Mrs LayinBack has most likely had similar feelings towards her husband. What say you, sir?
first off, i love your candidness and self effacing nature. you are a woman who
knows her strengths and weaknesses........that makes you a strong woman in
general. we've talked on the phone and had lots of correspondence via pm and
i know you've overcome tremendous obstacles in life. i totally respect and
like you!!!
when kathy and i met, she had no idea that i had money. i told her she was too
young for me but she was persistent lol! i was as enthralled with her as much
as she was me but i didn't let her know that.
i was living the playboy life but i was miserable. i was a single father with 2
young boys. i had a full time nanny and i tried to shield my boys from the
womanizing. ( they laugh about it now and tell me they knew everything )
i was very tired of this by the time kathy came along.
kathy saved me as much as i saved her. she comes from a VERY dysfunctional
family. she grew up in roach infested rental homes in the poor part of
birmingham. her parents are religious nuts who pushed their religion down
her throat. she was totally emotionally neglected and worst of all, she was
invalidated. she's a tall (6 ft) beauty and was considering a modeling career
to get out of her parents terrible grip.
we fell for each other hook line and sinker. we see a therapist on a weekly
basis and we've worked hard on our relationship. we have a great family.
we are all crazy but we know it!!! we have tons of material things and we
have enough money to do anything we want. most of the time we are happy
and satisfied just being together and being happy. money is no where near
the top of our list. no one speaks of their money, cars, yachts and homes
on their deathbed. the richest men talk of their family and friends. i am
thankful that i got this before the whole deathbed thing lol.
digimon7068
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yes you are bro!!! my wife's very picky but when she saw your pic on ef
she said, " he's good looking."
we aint conceited, we're convinced!
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. . .and i can't stop lookin' at myself
layinback
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my wife said that my lil 8 inch pecker paled in comparison to *ortzy's*
( i guess her pet name for you) mammoth gargantuan schlong.
she also said you are a better dancer and much much more sensitive.
wtf she's always been attracted to assholes..............
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my wife said that my lil 8 inch pecker paled in comparison to *ortzy's*
( i guess her pet name for you) mammoth gargantuan schlong.
She also said you are a better dancer and much much more sensitive.
wtf she's always been attracted to assholes..............
lmfao x 10!
digimon7068
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honestly?? i really just see an average joe when i look in the mirror. . .and if i spend more time there than the average joe it's because i'm hoping that maybe someday all my hardwork will pay off. . .hasn't happened yet. . .that's not to say that i'm unhappy (i'm actually pretty darn happy most of the time). . .i just don't see anything special. . .probably never will 
my wife said that my lil 8 inch pecker paled in comparison to *ortzy's*
( i guess her pet name for you) mammoth gargantuan schlong.
she also said you are a better dancer and much much more sensitive.
wtf she's always been attracted to assholes..............
Well than she must like em average bro
Cause that's what i'm pullin these days
Jack rabbit motion thrusting can make up for any short comings
layinback
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lololololool you are a good borly ( and funny as hell!!! )
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Men are so dumb.......
HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It is all about the
HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It is all about the
layinback
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Men are so dumb.......
HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It is all about the
lol dumb and simple!!!
if you :
1. fuck me.
2. feed me.
3. let me know i'm appreciated.
i'm happy and content.
lol dumb and simple!!!
if you :
1. fuck me.
2. feed me.
3. let me know i'm appreciated.
i'm happy and content.
feeding is a MAJOR plus
my wife is wishy washy when it comes to constantly feeding me, although she does cook, just not everyday
I'm Italian so I want to eat, eat and fucking eat!!!!
She's an Irish slut.
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lol dumb and simple!!!
if you :
1. fuck me.
2. feed me.
3. let me know i'm appreciated.
i'm happy and content.
Darlin' I am waaaaay ahead of ya!
Thank goodness men are so simple. If they were as complicated as women the species would die out, no doubt!
layinback
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stephen hawking ( supra genius ) was asked if there was anything that
escaped him from an intellectual standpoint, " i've yet to figure out
women." was his response.
I used to think I had women figured out. That was before I got married. lol
layinback
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judging by ur pics, u r younger (looking) than many guys here!lol i am sleeping....... i'm old and naps are necessary.
layinback
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judging by ur pics, u r younger (looking) than many guys here!
all jokes aside.......it's money bro!!! money makes everybody look young lol.
when i was starting out and poor, i was 15 years younger but i looked 10 years
older than i do now.
i really don't feel old. i run circles around guys half my age. i have 4 businesses,
70 + employees, 4 kids and a 27 year old wife. i laugh when peeps tell me they
can't find time to work out!!!
digimon7068
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all jokes aside.......it's money bro!!! money makes everybody look young lol.
when i was starting out and poor, i was 15 years younger but i looked 10 years
older than i do now.
i really don't feel old. i run circles around guys half my age. i have 4 businesses,
70 + employees, 4 kids and a 27 year old wife. i laugh when peeps tell me they
can't find time to work out!!!
amen. . .
digimon7068
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you must spread some karma around before giving it to layinback again. . .
laid-back (no pun) weekend. . .no big plans. . .took the kids to a football game last night. . .doin' a little office time now, cleaning up some stuff from last week, getting ready for next week (gotta put in that "after hours" time if you wanna have time to work out ). . .gonna go home in a couple of hours, have a couple beers, play some guitar, molest the wife. . .tomorrow. . .church, bike-riding with the girls, take my one daughter (our aspiring athlete) to the gym and put her through her paces. . .
laid-back (no pun) weekend. . .no big plans. . .took the kids to a football game last night. . .doin' a little office time now, cleaning up some stuff from last week, getting ready for next week (gotta put in that "after hours" time if you wanna have time to work out
). . .gonna go home in a couple of hours, have a couple beers, play some guitar, molest the wife. . .tomorrow. . .church, bike-riding with the girls, take my one daughter (our aspiring athlete) to the gym and put her through her paces. . .
Jst for the record, this is a great thread
digimon7068
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Jst for the record, this is a great thread
just for the record. . .i am that vain
digimon7068
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Impressive...all jokes aside.......it's money bro!!! money makes everybody look young lol.
when i was starting out and poor, i was 15 years younger but i looked 10 years
older than i do now.
i really don't feel old. i run circles around guys half my age. i have 4 businesses,
70 + employees, 4 kids and a 27 year old wife. i laugh when peeps tell me they
can't find time to work out!!!
U llook great LB...
It would be nice have your set up...
layinback
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thanx ariel. i've worked very hard and sacrificed for many years to
be in this position. when i spot an employee with potential, the
first thing i want to know is this: " are you willing to sacrifice and
delay gratification for years, if that's what it takes?"
layinback
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you must spread some karma around before giving it to layinback again. . .
laid-back (no pun) weekend. . .no big plans. . .took the kids to a football game last night. . .doin' a little office time now, cleaning up some stuff from last week, getting ready for next week (gotta put in that "after hours" time if you wanna have time to work out
digi, we are the same age and about the same place in life. i wouldn't go
back to my teens or twenties even if i could. i'm 44, fit, financially
secure and more peaceful and happy than ever before. i'm grateful bro,
i really am.
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awesome bro - you look like you are ready to tear up a triathlon...............have you ever considered packing on some muscle and going into bodybuilding??????
Props to you either way bro...............
Props to you either way bro...............
layinback
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lol my avatar is a bit misleading!!!
you seem like a really good dude. i remember back a couple weeks ago, you
were having a hard go of it...... i hope things are smoothing out.
layinback
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Grumpy Old Man
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lol i don't look very beastly in my avatar with my dolce and gabbana shirt
I have a harley shirt from Laughlin 2001, a pair of jeans from COSTCO. My boots are soft and comfortable.
Damn bro thought you got over the name brand shit. If the old lady gave you the names of the watches you would have never heard of them unless you were at the factory.
Hey when you gonna visit us? We kinda like ya.
D
layinback
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no grump, i like clothes lol!!! it's my guilty pleasure. i HATE suits but designer
casual is my weakness.
we are going to meet you guys and i'm looking forward to it! you and BM
are so much like us it aint funny. kathy is tied down with our 7 year old
at the moment and i'm developing a new business. when things settle
down we're coming to the lone star state. the headquarters for the
U.S. deputy sheriffs association is located in houston so i can
pop in there and write the whole trip off as a business trip.
lol i don't look very beastly in my avatar with my dolce and gabbana shirt
thought it was versace
Grumpy Old Man
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Well BM is gonna be gone for a few weeks gettin the kids. We have been at the cigar bar for hours I am monitoring her breathing.
We have a few new busines things going on as well. She told me about you two. Hey give me a call when you get a chance. These peeps really have no clue about our real lives.
By the way, the signs today said "Do not travel to Houston there are limited fuel and damage is severe"
Anyway, call us we can work something out, we have a new addition on the singlewide, a new chair!
Nice...
Hey, U have nothing but my respect...
Yeah, Love the entire style you got going on...
D&G is about as good as it gets...
Not that I would know...
Anyway I see why everyone loves you so much here...
Thanx LB.
layinback
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lol at the singlwide!!! i've seen some pics of your trailer.
congrats on getting the young ones, you guys will be a great
parenting team. kathy and i have squabbles over our own
personal bullshit but we never fight over child rearing or
money. i can see you and E. along those terms.
we will be in touch. BM gave me your # but it's buried in a
thousand pm's. shoot it to me when you get a minute.
layinback
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back at ya ariel.
you seem to be a likable sort too. actually my wife likes D&G, i'm more
of a DEISEL, BOSS and MONARCHY guy. my business partner and i are
always tryin to *one up* each other on expensive shit. he usually wins.
he paid 800 bucks for a great wall of china T shirt!!! 800 smackers for
a fucking T shirt lol. like i said, he usually wins.
layinback
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paying 800$ on a t-shirt is retarded, my appologies if I offend your business partner.
layinback
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i'm sure he wouldn't be offended. it's all relative. i'll drop 2 or 3 hundred
on a nice T myself. my biz partner makes 7 figures so 800 to him is
probably different than 800 to you. as for me, i have no problem dropping
10k on a watch or 700 bucks on a pair of shoes. it's all a matter of tastes and means.
