I'm Gonna Hand Out D-bol To The Kids Tonight

[puddlemonkey]

Wrap each pill up as if its some sort of new Pez like candy, give 5 or 6 to each kid, gotta get 'em hooked when they're young! Nah, I wont do that. I did however disable my doorbell yesterday, and I plan on being at the gym (24hour fitness) for a few hours come dark. Then I'll sneak back inside my house, keep all the lights off, and hide in my bedroom for the remainder of the night. Its not that I don't like kids.... wait, yes it is. I don't like kids. I also don't like how holidays are exploited nowdays, few even know what they are really suppose to be celebrating. Easter, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, you name it, I don't celebrate any of them. I just go into hiding like a good little heathen, then come out when its safe.

 

[SoKlueles]

a real winner here
hiding from kids

 

[puddlemonkey]

a real winner here
hiding from kids

Much like women, they are pure evil!

 

[SoKlueles]

Much like women, they are pure evil!

LOL
actually i kinda did the same thing......we had footballgames......i came home around 830 and there were still trick or treaters out...and i didnt ahve candy.....i was taking my kids to a halloween party so i turned all the lights out......cuz i didnt ahve any....not that i think kids are evil

 

[GoldenDelicious]

thats fair enough...we used to set up twipwires and wait on the roof with eggs and flour, waiting for people to come to the doorstep

lol we were horrors

 

[KillahBee]

lmao! awesome plan bro - I like it

 

[chewyxrage]

lmao

 

[puddlemonkey]

Heeeeeeeey, my thread got moved

C&C has more traffic!

 

[The Terminator]

LOL, you too huh?
I have a bottle of those Blue Heart Dbols I will probably never use....Might as well give some little boys a quick spike in exogneous androgens for the night and the parents will just think its the sugar high lol


(I'm J/K....I'm not giving those tabs out, they were not cheap )

 

[tubob]

I was in my back garden , lots of kids milling about in the street next thing one of my neighbours is out just about boxing with a group of older kids who were trick or treating made good spectator sport for a few minutes lol