I wanted to hit it twice, until I hit it once

[Bikini Mod]

Over the last few years any girl I met that was just a fling, knew it would be just a fling, we had mind-numbing sex. Any girl I wanted to be my girlfriend.......not as good.

You are just sorting out your personal likes and dislikes - all part of the process of evolution my friend.

You are doing what we should ALL have done before we "settled down" with a person that WE THOUGHT we loved. Rock on my brother... eventually you will find most of what it is that floats your boat and you will see that in addition to mind-numbing sex - you really REALLY LIKE HER.

 

[dabuffguy]

I have said "you know, I don't think this is, for me, a good idea anymore".

Fuck em if it hurts their precious little feelings.

Wait, how would that work? You're screwing them and then say F them if it hurts their feelings. You are already F-ing them. Might as well finish the job. lol.

 

[ortiz34]

Ladies,
thanks for crushing what little confidence I have had in this department

 

[heatherrae]

I usually just suffer my way through it if I've gotten naked already, but my God have I had some terrible lovers. The worst one recently kept black dress socks on pumped like 3 times and came and then wouldn't get off of me and was sweating like a baboon. Oh yeah, he happened to have a karaoke machine by his bed and started belting out "strangers in the night." Fuck! It was even worse than it sounds.

 

[miplank]

I usually just suffer my way through it if I've gotten naked already, but my God have I had some terrible lovers. The worst one recently kept black dress socks on pumped like 3 times and came and then wouldn't get off of me and was sweating like a baboon. Oh yeah, he happened to have a karaoke machine by his bed and started belting out "strangers in the night." Fuck! It was even worse than it sounds.

LMFAO...

was it in his parents basement too?

 

[princesa]

I usually just suffer my way through it if I've gotten naked already, but my God have I had some terrible lovers. The worst one recently kept black dress socks on pumped like 3 times and came and then wouldn't get off of me and was sweating like a baboon. Oh yeah, he happened to have a karaoke machine by his bed and started belting out "strangers in the night." Fuck! It was even worse than it sounds.

LMAO...damn HR

where did you find him?

 

[heatherrae]

LMAO...damn HR

where did you find him?

He actually is a somewhat famous scientist who lives here in Ky. He's very successful and smart and charming, but my God the sex department was just so unbelievably bad. He's the worst lover I've ever had so I had to stop seeing him.

I hope he didn't put 2 and 2 together when I dumped him pretty much right after we had sex for the first time. lol

 

[EZ_E]

LMAO...damn HR

where did you find him?

Yeah, really. You need a better guy working the door. The one you have now is letting the wrong people in....

 

[nimbus]

I usually just suffer my way through it if I've gotten naked already, but my God have I had some terrible lovers. The worst one recently kept black dress socks on pumped like 3 times and came and then wouldn't get off of me and was sweating like a baboon. Oh yeah, he happened to have a karaoke machine by his bed and started belting out "strangers in the night." Fuck! It was even worse than it sounds.

LMFAO this guy sounds awesome

 

[heatherrae]

I had a girl talking the nastiest shit to me all night, telling me what she wanted to do to me, etc. I thought it was going to be a marathon session that'd make me have to ice my boys after. We got to it and the foreplay was eh, and during sex she just laid there, perfectly still. So I faked an orgasm and left. I was telling my friend about it the next day and he goes, "Oh wow. Let me guess... Rosie?" Apparently she'd been through my whole group of friends and the same thing happened with all of them.

that is priceless.

I'm the opposite. I get nasty in bed, but I can't dirty talk AT ALL. I really have no idea what to say and feel like an idiot when a guy wants me to talk dirty.