I wanted to hit it twice, until I hit it once

[gonelifting]

omg. I wish I could undo every time I had sex with a guy except for two of them.

Are you serious? Holy shit! Only two guys in your life gave you good sex?

Wow.
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OK Can you, or anyone else, please explain what exactly was not good about the sex? Sure I know how it could be bad. Just wondering how so many could go wrong?

Sex is such an important part of my life that I put a LOT of effort into it. damnwowholyshitwtf

 

[cindylou]

God there was this one time where the friend of a friend and I had been toying w/the idea of dating but for some reason we just never hooked up. And then we finally did one night - OMG IT WAS THE WORST FUKKIN EXPERIENCES OF BOTH OF OUR LIVES.... or maybe it was just that way for me. dunno... because we never EVER talked again. Even my gf said she didn't want to hear the details because her male friend was close to her and she didn't want to think of him as having ZERO skill in the sack.

It was THAT bad.

thats awful! All that buildup and fantasy in your head, to be dissapointed!

 

[cindylou]

Are you serious? Holy shit! Only two guys in your life gave you good sex?

Wow.
w



OK Can you, or anyone else, please explain what exactly was not good about the sex? Sure I know how it could be bad. Just wondering how so many could go wrong?

Sex is such an important part of my life that I put a LOT of effort into it. damnwowholyshitwtf

I've only had good sex twice.


lol i'm kidding

yeah, only two guys. I've been with alot of guys too. Not trying to make myself sound slutty omg

I dunno. I had alot of sex when I was young(er). Maybe they were not experienced and I had read too many erotica novels.

 

[gotmilk]

My college roommate once 10-pumped-chumped a girl, then made her sleep on the floor when he was done.

 

[timtim]

any sex that ends with a facial for my partner is sensational. so says the facial provider.

 

[NEO1]

Hey baby....How YOU doin?

(sluts rock!)

I've only had good sex twice.


lol i'm kidding

yeah, only two guys. I've been with alot of guys too. Not trying to make myself sound slutty omg

I dunno. I had alot of sex when I was young(er). Maybe they were not experienced and I had read too many erotica novels.

 

[jnevin]

I had a girl talking the nastiest shit to me all night, telling me what she wanted to do to me, etc. I thought it was going to be a marathon session that'd make me have to ice my boys after. We got to it and the foreplay was eh, and during sex she just laid there, perfectly still. So I faked an orgasm and left. I was telling my friend about it the next day and he goes, "Oh wow. Let me guess... Rosie?" Apparently she'd been through my whole group of friends and the same thing happened with all of them.

 

[gonelifting]

I am a lucky man.

I AM a lucky man...


Funny story Jnev.

 

[miplank]

My college roommate once 10-pumped-chumped a girl, then made her sleep on the floor when he was done.

LMFAO!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I think I'm gonna start charging women.