I kinda killed baby bird the other night...

[Lumberg]

So I go out to take the trash and there's this baby bird kinda halfway between me and my neighbor's yard, kinda feebly fluttering and chirping. It looked really pathetic. I decided to put it out of its misery so I stomped on it right there. The thing was the gound was really moist from all the rain we'd been having so it just kinda got squished into the ground. I thought I heard a crunch but when I picked up my foot it was basically embedded in the ground still chirping (a little louder now) and still trying to move one of its wings.

I wasn't going to touch the thing so I went inside to get something to kill it with. While I was looking for a piece fo wood or something I got really absorbed with this SImpsons episode and then Kind of the Hill came on and before I knew it it was time for bed.

Well the next day my roommate come in from putting something out back and he's all, "dude, there's a little bird embedded in the ground." I was like, oh shit that BIRD! So he says come on! and brings me outside with him. The bird is still alive, feebly trying to get out of its little divot. He roots around under the grill and gets the can of lighter fluid. He douses the bird in lighter fluid and lights it on fire with a match. The baby bird struggled and screeched for a little while but it soon gave up and lay still. The fire smelled like grilling chicken.

 

[biteme]

Oh man. You are cruel. Someone must have pissed you off.

 

[punkgirl]

Very Morbid

 

[lanky]

looks like lumberg has some psyco killer tendencies

his new name is the bird murderer or birdurer lol

 

[casavant]

Come on now, you can come up with a more sadistic story than that. Combine it with something about how you still have a problem with bedwetting and you'll have fulfilled all the criteria in the serial killer triad: cruelty to animals, arson, and enuresis.

Go get 'em, cowboy.

 

[Rio 2001]

I hope you reincarnate as a bird and get to know someone like yourself and your buddy when you fall out of the nest.

 

[Lumberg]

I hope you reincarnate as a bird and get to know someone like you when you fall out of the nest.

 

[Frackal]

I wouldnt mind hacking into the back of your neck and removing your spine with a rusted meathook. Cocksucker.

Hopefully you were kidding.

 

[Tony104104]

Wow, it takes a big man to do what you did...Asshole!!!

 

[Bullit]

Very very lame.