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FreakMonster
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It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and me and my wife are spending the day at the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps looking fine as hell with her boobs just sticking out. I'm wearing my normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As we walk through the ape exhibit, we pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing my girl, the gorilla goes crazy.
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited about my fine ass girl. Noticing the excitement, I thought it was funny. I suggested that she tease the poor fellow some more. I then suggest she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then I suggest that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." She does and this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.
Suddenly I nab my wife by the hair, rip open the door to the cage, sling her in with the gorilla and slam the cage door shut.
I yelled, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps looking fine as hell with her boobs just sticking out. I'm wearing my normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As we walk through the ape exhibit, we pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing my girl, the gorilla goes crazy.
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited about my fine ass girl. Noticing the excitement, I thought it was funny. I suggested that she tease the poor fellow some more. I then suggest she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then I suggest that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." She does and this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.
Suddenly I nab my wife by the hair, rip open the door to the cage, sling her in with the gorilla and slam the cage door shut.
I yelled, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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