Help!!! She Farted In My Face!

[Royal-Oil]

I WAS IN A 69 WITH MY GIRL LAST WEEK, AS I WAS EATING HER OUT,AND RIMMING HER BROWN EYE, SHE FARTED! IT WAS VERY LOUD, AND THE STINCH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD BATCH OF COLLARD GREENS. SINCE THEN MY GOTEE HAS SMELLED LIKE HER ASS, I HAVE TAKEN MANY SHOWERS, I'VE ALSO TRYED SCRUBBING MY CHIN AND FACE WITH AJAX,AND BLEACH WITH NO LUCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I DUMP HER?

 

[chiefwiggum]

First and foremost, revolting, second if the stench is lingering it wasn't a fart she shit on you and third and most important, return her to the kennel where she belongs.
Wiggimus

 

[getnbig22]

That's some funny shit bro, you need to just shave that shit off!!

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

Maybe this is becoming a trend with the women---I bet she did it on purpose!!!

 

[basskiller]

Damn dude, you got tears rolling down my face..

It took me a minute to get up off the floor to even type.

sorry LMFAO

 

[big4life]

Maybe this is becoming a trend with the women---I bet she did it on purpose!!!

Jen, that's just mean girl.
Funny but mean.

 

[WarriorPL]

i heard tomato sauce gets horrible odors our of hair...

 

[Frackal]

BWaaaaaaahahhhaaaahhoajlkfsd;ff

 

[tarzan21]

that is funy shit ,so funy i just had my wife read this

 

[spkzx9r]

Damn, My stomach is killing me that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Now for real though it sounds like get even time to me, just return the favor.