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Got a date tonight...pic inside

a little skinny for my taste. Is she going to speed bag your sack with those gloves wulf? Knowing you, something appalling is going to be done with her and/or those gloves. After how many dates with you are females eligible for the cincinnati bowtie??
 
face is eh i nthat pic, but YES on the body. She's fun, no doubt.

Here's an idea bor, me and Lestat will come to the bar and help you out. I'll have Brian drop some average guy game on her, which will in turn make you look even smoother. Then I'll come up and be a complete and total abrassive prick to her with highly suggestive comments all whilst my right hand never leaves my crotch. She'll love you.
 
that's wingman of the year material right here.


KillahBee said:
face is eh i nthat pic, but YES on the body. She's fun, no doubt.

Here's an idea bor, me and Lestat will come to the bar and help you out. I'll have Brian drop some average guy game on her, which will in turn make you look even smoother. Then I'll come up and be a complete and total abrassive prick to her with highly suggestive comments all whilst my right hand never leaves my crotch. She'll love you.
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Dude!!! I odubt you're starved for pussy or backs to puke on, so let's make a joke out of this.

How bout you bring me with you and introduce me as your son. I'll act all tarded up and shit. Maybe piss my pants while ordering my dinner. Randomly have outbursts where I cry for no reason then start laughing hysterically.
 
I'd pee in her!
 
KillahBee said:
Dude!!! I odubt you're starved for pussy or backs to puke on, so let's make a joke out of this.

How bout you bring me with you and introduce me as your son. I'll act all tarded up and shit. Maybe piss my pants while ordering my dinner. Randomly have outbursts where I cry for no reason then start laughing hysterically.
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Dude I love it

thats str8 out of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Wingman of the year shit fo sho
 
Wulfgar said:
Ruprect!

that movie is the shit


KB we should go into business together scamming bitches
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Seriously. You be the smooth good looking charming guy and I'll be the dick, shameless scumbag.

Holy god, perfection
 
well. . .if she dresses like that, you're gonna get some strange looks. . .plus, you're going to have to feed her and pour her drinks into her head (maybe that's a good thing :) ). . .but who cares?! she's schmokin'! have fun.
 
KillahBee said:
Seriously. You be the smooth good looking charming guy and I'll be the dick, shameless scumbag.

Holy god, perfection
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I know man
I am seeing a great future
me=Micheal Caine
you= Steve Martin

they wont know what hit them
 
Wulfgar said:
I know man
I am seeing a great future
me=Micheal Caine
you= Steve Martin

they wont know what hit them
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Before you know it we'll own half of LJ and have many many many rich boring white men angry at us as we speed off into the sunset in our new convertible Maserati
 
fighta.jpg
 
I like her, looks nasty. If she had a personality at all I'd just count that as a plus....
bish better BE as nasty as she looks though, if not, C ya later bye....
 
Wulfgar said:
I know man
I am seeing a great future
me=Micheal Caine
you= Steve Martin

they wont know what hit them
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As long as this chick doesn't turn out to be your Glenne Headly, aka. Janet Colgate!!!!!!

"Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?"

I love that movie!!

Wulfgar, where did you meet this one?
 
did you hit it? where is La Jolla did you go?
 
KillahBee said:
face is eh i nthat pic, but YES on the body. She's fun, no doubt.

Here's an idea bor, me and Lestat will come to the bar and help you out. I'll have Brian drop some average guy game on her, which will in turn make you look even smoother. Then I'll come up and be a complete and total abrassive prick to her with highly suggestive comments all whilst my right hand never leaves my crotch. She'll love you.
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Does you right hand ever leave your crotch?
 
I wonder if this does it for wulf??

http://www.veronicamoser.com/main.htm




ps. NOT FUCKING WORK SAFE............like AT ALL!! In fact, no one should really click on that site. It's the most repellant stuff I've ever seen and I probably will not masturbate for day's from the trauma. If you're asking how I came across it, I was googling the fetish to see if I came up with some psychological text talking about it.........I swear.........I'm a sick boy but this is way way way way way beyond my kinkier fetish's. So again, please do not click on this site unless you're a sick fuck like me who like's to see shit that grosses you out.....but you can't look away. Enjoy......and nobody say I didn't warn you.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Oh why did I click OMG OMFG my eyes :sick:
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D.......what did we learn? If the man say's don't click it.........you shouldn't have clicked it. I could barely look, and I'm a sick fuck.......not wulfgar/KB sick fuck.....but sick fuck none the less.
 
ceo said:
As long as this chick doesn't turn out to be your Glenne Headly, aka. Janet Colgate!!!!!!

"Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?"

I love that movie!!

Wulfgar, where did you meet this one?
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plentyoffish.com originally
then I found out she is a manager at a Golf club I goto in Rancho Santa fe and met her up there
 
Wulfgar said:
Actually I am leaving now

meeting her @ Cozymels in UTC

Ill report back l8r
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Ah, Cozymels. Pretty casual. That's cool.

I'm sure you'll be stickin it in her ass later.

Slap her twice for me! :chomp:
 
Wulfgar said:
The date went good


Ill have it in her butt by the next date

Only got some kissing and a HJ tonight.. :(
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Did she ask you why you were walking funny???





After your leg workout I mean...not because I spent the night yesterday! :evil: :rainbow:
 
nah man I covered it up pretty well.
She wore a cute black dress with nice shoes. looked very seductive

girl can eat like a horse. wtf? I think I am in love

had a few drinks .. about 2 hours 15 min total including the make out session in the car afterwards
 
Can I show up in your stead for the next date? Within 2 minutes I'll have my junk out and I'll be like, "Yo, Boo. Heard you give good hand" as I motion down towards my weiner with my eyes.
 
She definitely looks attention starved and dying for attention. She will be easy to take advantage of. Congrats in advance on the notch on your bedpost.

:rolleyes:
 
heatherrae said:
She definitely looks attention starved and dying for attention. She will be easy to take advantage of. Congrats in advance on the notch on your bedpost.

:rolleyes:
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you sound bitter
why care about what some random dude does?
 
heatherrae said:
She definitely looks attention starved and dying for attention. She will be easy to take advantage of. Congrats in advance on the notch on your bedpost.

:rolleyes:
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I have to get a pic of a black cat looking at a black kettel.
 
heatherrae said:
She definitely looks attention starved and dying for attention. She will be easy to take advantage of. Congrats in advance on the notch on your bedpost.

:rolleyes:
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HEY! Why do you gotta dump on his good time's?
jeeeeezz
 
all the whey said:
I have to get a pic of a black cat looking at a black kettel.
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my wife is sitting about 6 feet away, can't laugh... I am doing the one finger sneak post... I busted out laughing and had to say it was a choke/sneeze, she has no idea that all yall are hiding in here... LMAO!
 
Army Vet said:
+1 for wulfgar

-1000000 for all of the haters.
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+1 for the hip hoppers street lingo effecting even old codgers
-100000000 for the old codgers using hip-hop slang like "hater"
:)
:)
 
txbondsman said:
my wife is sitting about 6 feet away, can't laugh... I am doing the one finger sneak post... I busted out laughing and had to say it was a choke/sneeze, she has no idea that all yall are hiding in here... LMAO!
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I was wondering if anyone would catch that one.lol
 
Vagabino said:
+1 for the hip hoppers street lingo effecting even old codgers
-100000000 for the old codgers using hip-hop slang like "hater"
:)
:)
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+1 for Vagabino for having a sense of humor
-1000000 for Vagabino for not nailing a hawtie like wulfgar's ho
 
heatherrae said:
She definitely looks attention starved and dying for attention. She will be easy to take advantage of. Congrats in advance on the notch on your bedpost.

:rolleyes:
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She really does. I bet if she started posting here she'd have an avi that almost showed her tits falling out.

:rolleyes:
 
Smurfy said:
lol did you see that vid of the lady getting it from behind by the doberman? i did ewww


so anyways, what are you trying to say?
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That was Hannibal with the neighbor lady.
 
jnevin said:
That was Hannibal with the neighbor lady.
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well, I didn't see it, you have a link to that vid?
 
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