Girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

[jnevin]

Kids are pretty cool man. Aside from the not sleeping (she just slept through the last two nights. yay!), peeing on you, barfing in your mouth, and when they t_ubgirl you after you cleaned them off and are getting ready to put the new diaper on. Those things aside, badass all the way.

 

[lostinfitness]

kids are great. i wish i had 1

 

[Bikini Mod]

kids are great. i wish i had 1

Me too...

 

[chris302001]

Me too...

me too someday...

 

[string_bean00]

She took two tests this morning...both negative.



For those who question why I mentioned a DNA test, it's because of the recent nature of the relationship. She works at a bar and goes out just about every night of the week, while I work early mornings. I've caught her in a handful of lies and needless to say, there's been a lot of mistrust lately.

 

[Mr. dB]

Good. Now you won't have to worry about the Drano douche.

Now, keep that shit wrapped. You may have lucked out this time, but pulling out is not a form of birth control.

 

[string_bean00]

She wanted to get frisky today and we didn't have any condoms, I refused. Said it was oral only day. Not going through this again.

 

[PICK3]

She wanted to get frisky today and we didn't have any condoms, I refused. Said it was oral only day. Not going through this again.

Stay strong, bro

don't fuck up

 

[Mr. dB]

She wanted to get frisky today and we didn't have any condoms, I refused. Said it was oral only day. Not going through this again.

She still wants to steal your seed and trap you with it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

For those who question why I mentioned a DNA test, it's because of the recent nature of the relationship. She works at a bar and goes out just about every night of the week, while I work early mornings. I've caught her in a handful of lies and needless to say, there's been a lot of mistrust lately.

Scandalous woman? NEVER!!!! I don't believe you!!!!!!