Gave myself a prince albert last night

[Big Johnson]

I was bored, and piercing my septum over and over again over the last few years has lost its charm. I don't pierce my lips, nose, or brow anymore because it scars, even if I take it out right away.

So, I got up the courage to stab the salami.

Let me tell you...PAIN. Even after I got the bent barbell in...PAIN.

All day long...PAIN.

PAIN when I piss, PAIN when I walk, and PAIN when I try to get romantic with myself.

I've now taken it out and...PAIN.

I was hoping it might be a hit with the ladies, as I've heard the jewelry can be very stimulating when smacking their G spot. But, I will never pierce my wang ever again. I'd rather wear a cock ring around the head of my dick than try and go through 3 months of that shit.

As you were.

 

[rickcorso]

well at least now you know

 

[HumorMe]

WTF were you thinking???

 

[The Red Dragon]

That has got to be the most disgusting post I have ever read... Why would you pierce your wang!!!??? That's just asking for trouble, you could even cut up the insides of the girl ifyou wore something...

 

[AAP]

You are hardcore. Damn. Ouch. Fuck. Shit. You da man now dog.

 

[Big Johnson]

Body piercing is fun, but now I just have my ears and my nips done. I've had piercing everywhere, but I've taken all of them out because I don't find the image appropriate for 95% of the situations I find myself in.

The wang was the final frontier, and I'd hoped to enhance the sexual potency of it, as well. I also was excited about the prospect of a new piercing that I could actually keep.

Yeah, now I know

 

[AAP]

I think you are just addicted to the endorphen release. (seriously)

Some people do this because it hurts "so good". the pain is actually an uncontrollable intense pleasure. Like getting fucked up the ass.

 

[bwood]

Some people do this because it hurts "so good". the pain is actually an uncontrollable intense pleasure. Like getting fucked up the ass.

 

[distanced]

pain, pain, pain, pain, pleasure.....no


the same would be, those who I served with in Spec Ops that got pleasure out of killing no matter who it was.

That is all

 

[AAP]

Oh... like fags sit on dicks because it feels dandy.