Fucked up but funny

[GUESS]

Fuck I did that once but just as was about to throw it in her doggystyle I politely said sorry I can't do this! Then I got dressed quickly while she began to quietly cry, Fuck did I feel bad!!!

 

[Thunderclap47]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

 

[SLAYER69!]

10 beers + 750 mg test EW = Fuck anything on two legs and female. With some exceptions, like ostriches and kangaroos.

 

[GUESS]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

I think you just gave me a fuckin' hernia from laughing so motherfuckin' hard.

And no this was just some random chick who hung around way to long after a buddies poker night. She was good looking though, too bad cause if she had even a little chunk she woulg get boned alot cus she's pretty.

 

[levi8599]

Hahaha I would rather rub one out then fck a fat chick! J

you say that now. i used to say that too. there will come a time. and u just have to accept it.

 

[Zuperman]

Fucken a fatty is fun as hell, all your senses are working both arms and both legs, like driving a manual or a buggy, It's fucken fun as hell, But you just don't go telling your friends about it, or say in on the boards........keep it too your self and then do it again!!!! You know that was fun don't you??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Arabian]

you better buy some stock in Jergens Lotion

 

[cipherking]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

hahahahahahahah fucking halarious. i almost spit out my food.

 

[halfcenturian]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

Hey what are doing ??? That's my wife !!!

 

[marvelous54]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

One things for certain I would be a lot more embarassed to have that Nebraska avi up than to bone a fat chick.