LOL this shits funny! fat chick stories are great!! I did one once, man she worked hard for it, i just laid back and tried to keep from laughing. she was like a fuckin animal that hadn't eaten in weeks, i thought she was going to eat my dick! it was almost intimidating! LOL when it was over, and i was leaving, i almost threw up. LOL that was fuckin sick.
But bro man, I do know what you mean bout being fuckin horny on the t. Hell, I'd fuck a tree if I weren't scared of ants. LOL Can you imagine gettin ant bites on your dick?? LOL