fuck buddies rule!

[Mr. dB]

I used to have a downstairs neighbor whose code word was "I need some help moving my sofa." We made it move, alright.

 

[sconoscuito]

where do you guys find these girls

please teach me

 

[gonelifting]

where do you guys find these girls

please teach me

You did`nt want to be an ESOB member, the hell with you bro. Those are some of the benefits.

jk bro. lol

 

[juve]

Word - they dine you and wine you, and you get to drop a coupla humps hurr' and thurr'

And you don't even need to say "Hi!" when you see each other on any other occaision than sex

 

[hardrock]

The ol nut 'n' bolt. Haven't had one of them in a while.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i love booty calls


nothing but sex and x box


like a dump truck


cum and go


drop a load and leave


to fuck buddies

beats a pile of wet sand, doesn't it?

i'm sure it's better than a nerf football.

and a bananna.

and probably way better than that beanbag chair could ever hope to be.

just wrap your shit up and you're good to go. if i were you, i wouldn't think of any of the things i listed above while going at it....you might get overly excited and finish off too quick. just some advice for you.

 

[tiger88]

They don't always get attached.

Tigger88, getting booty called by a chick at 1:00 am when you have just gone to sleep and thought you were not getting any that night rocks. Just remember BBF's rule when getting booty called by a chick. The bars close at 2:00 am. If she calls you on her cell phone on a weekend at 2:05 for a booty call, taht means should couldn't find anything else and you are being used a last resort. Fuck her, but remember that she dissed you. Make sure you fuck her really hard (especially if she'll let you do anal) so that she is sore the next day.

very true about her dissing me


but i need to get my dick wet when its need to see some pink or stink i phone the ole cumdumpster up

 

[Deleted member 33117]

very true about her dissing me


but i need to get my dick wet when its need to see some pink or stink i phone the ole cumdumpster up

Oh, I understand bor, as my post implied, I've been there quite a few times. Definately hit it, just realize what is really going on.

 

[SoKlueles]

what bout men getting attached when there a fuck buddy..?? they do that too you know

 

[avenirup]

what bout men getting attached when there a fuck buddy..?? they do that too you know

That happens a lot....And I don't want to talk about it....