For the guys who DONT hit females...

[velvett]

The sofas and the shower..

 

[big4life]

The sofas and the shower..

No kitchen tables or counter tops?


I see, we are going to have to work with you.

 

[NY Muscle]

MYM...You trying to tell us that she can pinch more than an inch on ya? YA FATTY.....

yeah

about 8 1/4

 

[lilperronis]

i wouldnt hit a girl either but ill shake the shit out of her

 

[vixenbabe]

8 1/4 DOES sound impressive...I just can't get past the part about it being a thin as a # 2 pencil!

I'm kidding ya, doll! Like giving you a rash of poo poo when I see the chance.

 

[NY Muscle]

8 1/4 DOES sound impressive...I just can't get past the part about it being a thin as a # 2 pencil!

I'm kidding ya, doll! Like giving you a rash of poo poo when I see the chance.

3 more weeks and you be giving me all the rashes u like
lol

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL....You make it sound sooooo dirty! People will get the wrong impression ya dawg!

It's alllllll VERY legit and innocent!

You are lucky that I know you are a big sweetie under that rough and tuff exerior!

 

[solidj55]

I dont hit them, I just usually tape their mouths shut and tie their rists and ankles together. Then I proceed to smear feces on their nipples. After this task I usually put them in the trunk of a car that I stole earlier that day and ride around town for about 4 hours. I then go back home and give her the golden shower. Once she is nice and wet from my urine I usually just leave her tied up for her mom to find in the morning.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i wouldnt hit a girl either but ill shake the shit out of her

good ol' chris rock - I was gonna say that

 

[Mysterio]

I dont hit them, I just usually tape their mouths shut and tie their rists and ankles together. Then I proceed to smear feces on their nipples. After this task I usually put them in the trunk of a car that I stole earlier that day and ride around town for about 4 hours. I then go back home and give her the golden shower. Once she is nice and wet from my urine I usually just leave her tied up for her mom to find in the morning.

What a funny bastard!