Ever miss "your chance?"

[chesty]

just date a woman with pms and a dysfunctional family. Guarantee you'll be clean by morning. Better than oil.

 

[slickdadd]

If there is one thing I don't have a problem doing, it's dumping ladies and gents.

 

[Lestat]

lol!!

dude you got sympathy from velvett... you are quickly becoming OG.

 

[biteme]

LMFAO! I am a creature of habit also. I hate anything interfering with my routine.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

lol!!

dude you got sympathy from velvett... you are quickly becoming OG.

Yeah, done it.

 

[geoboy]

I thought this was going to be a high-concept post about that once-in-a-lifetime career opportunity, or a stock tip not taken that turned out to be worth millions, or a brief window where the love of your life was suddenly available again.

But no. It's a post about crapping.

-

 

[Pain4Gain]

Well, don't leave us hangin', Patsfan1379. Keep us updated on whether you've gotten this CRAP resolved. People love a crappy story.

 

[patsfan1379]

Well, don't leave us hangin', Patsfan1379. Keep us updated on whether you've gotten this CRAP resolved. People love a crappy story.

well, I left the thread last night... Basically I layed in bed for like an hour thinking about what was happening in there... Whether I would need like an auger or something...

did the routine this morning... success...

though I do believe it had more density than a supermassive black hole.

sunk like a lead brick.

 

[velvett]

lol!!

dude you got sympathy from velvett... you are quickly becoming OG.

?

OG???


Please translate for us old farts

 

[jnevin]

That happens every time I have an early tee time. I try to pound coffee and have a good push before I leave, but half the time I end up having to swing with the hounds trying to be released. Get home...... nothing.