Ever miss "your chance?"

[Sub-Zero]

This morning I broke my Germanesque routine of shower, coffee, stand in place for 2 minutes to signal crap time... then crap.

Well this morning my stupid mom calls right in prep time. I got off track and got in the car to go to work and missed my chance...

No matter what I did, or how hard I pushed... Nothing... Not even a pity fart...

So all day I could think of nothing else... That bloated feeling like you ate a goddamn bag of expanding marshmallows. Cant eat. Cant think. A lot of sweating...

I fear this could ruin my week. Something like this can de-rail me.

i hate that shit i know exactly what u mean

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL

I totally understand where you're coming from.

DAMN.

gross girls dont poop

 

[athlete.03]

well, I left the thread last night... Basically I layed in bed for like an hour thinking about what was happening in there... Whether I would need like an auger or something...

did the routine this morning... success...

though I do believe it had more density than a supermassive black hole.

sunk like a lead brick.

The solution is simple: print this thread and send it to your mom so she knows how much distress she caused you and everyone else. She'll respect your poo ritual from then on, friend.

 

[velvett]

gross girls dont poop

LOL and all this time I though he meant the "one" that got away.

oh well.

 

[patsfan1379]

The solution is simple: print this thread and send it to your mom so she knows how much distress she caused you and everyone else. She'll respect your poo ritual from then on, friend.

Oh don't you worry. I made sure she knows the consequences of her actions.