discuss your first time knocking it out/getting knocked out

[binö]

in as much non-sechual detail as possible so the thread is relevant for C&C.
myself, girl's name was stacy, i was 15 she was 17.
my friends older sister, we had been fooling around a few times
prior. I thought i was mad pimping cause she gave me a blowjob, i was the first one of my clique to get that.
but i finally hit it one night at her house with her bro in the
next room.
sex was nothing to speak of and i more or less one pumped it a few times throughout the evening
discuss

 

[Sub-Zero]

a huge h0ar when i was 17 she was 15,

she had fucked many i had fucked none

shes like "do u want to ahve sex"

i said "ok"

i couldnt nut

she asked "how does it feel, your not a virgin anymore"

i said "like my dicks in a giant swimming pool"

 

[nimbus]

I was 19, she was 20 and my gf at the time. both v-cards in tact.

we had tried a few times before, but each time i was not able to get it in (not a brag, she was a tiny girl, like 5'1) and then i would get flustered and lose it.

anyway i had pretty much given up on it for the time being, when one day we were in her room and her roommate left. we started messing around, things got super intense and i just knew it was going to work this time. So sure enough it does, and I just remember thinking holy shit i can't believe i'm having sex. then thinking holy shit, i'm about to blow it. As soon as I do, as if on cue, her roommate comes back in for whatever reason. it's super awkward, i just lie still and close my eyes. nobody says anything, and finally the door slams shut and i can breathe again.

even though i obviously sucked, that thought never even crossed my mind back then , i was just SUPER happy and relieved i finally did it. I had been under INCREDIBLE stress from all the failed attempts, and suddenly felt like i had a whole new lease on life and that everything was going to be good forever from here on out (lol ) Also, I remember the next morning i woke up in her room, and she was at her comp typing. i go over, and she closes the browser. She was writing an email, and i could've sworn the subject heading was "I FINALLY HAD SEX!!!" in all caps (she had an email group with her high school friends) which was funny cause that's basically what i wanted to yell to my friends (unfort. i had already lied to them all and said i had lost the v-card already )

 

[ponyfitness]

Leaving for university in two weeks, one of my main goals was to not go there a virgin. Met a girl at my friends' place, she was 15 I was 17. She was a bonafide fatty but at that point I didn't care and she had a reputation. Five days later we did the deed in her apartment while her mom was out.

My main memory was of her getting out of bed and me looking at her gigantic ass thinking "eeew" but secretly happy I wasn't a virgin anymore.

I tagged it for a few more times, then dumped her on her birthday the following week and moved to another city two days later.

 

[redsamurai]

my boner that night was the stuff of legends....and it wouldn't let me cum for hours, I have no idea why. Sadly that erection has never come back in it's entirety....

 

[nimbus]

my boner that night was the stuff of legends....and it wouldn't let me cum for hours, I have no idea why. Sadly that erection has never come back in it's entirety....

sounds like you got your money's worth

 

[binö]

my boner that night was the stuff of legends....and it wouldn't let me cum for hours, I have no idea why. Sadly that erection has never come back in it's entirety....

remember when i said a con of yours was that your lifting steez may not have made it past 1999?
it would appear that your sechual game never made it past the late 80's

 

[captainahole]

She was 16 I was 15. Holloween night. I walked her from school and ended up going in for a coke or something. Her sister who she lived with was going out for the evening. One thing led to another and I don't think I held wood any longer in my life as I did that night. Never busted at all but it was fun.

 

[RottenWillow]

shes like "do u want to ahve sex"

How is that pronounced, bro?

 

[cryptosporidium]

How is that pronounced, bro?

sort of like "agave."

 

[redsamurai]

remember when i said a con of yours was that your lifting steez may not have made it past 1999?
it would appear that your sechual game never made it past the late 80's

ngr, I graduated high school in 96....wtf do you think I was doing in the "late 80's"?

 

[Sub-Zero]

How is that pronounced, bro?

ah-ve

wanna ahh vvv sexxx

 

[samoth]

I was 15 and he was 16. Highschool parking lot. I got a few good jabs in, but a roundhouse to the temple took me down hard.

 

[ceo]

Mama said knock you out!!

 

[-SD-]

Never been knocked out but a few months i KOd some dumbass for throwing my ipod across a parking lot. And yes i was wearing Teh Jacket.

 

[ExtraMile]

Never been knocked out but a few months i KOd some dumbass for throwing my ipod across a parking lot. And yes i was wearing Teh Jacket.

 

[*ebony*]

Never been knocked out, or knocked anyone else.

The worst that ever happened was a slapping 'match' in middle school. I was 12 and so was she. I don't remember what it was over, but i got slapped first. i slapped back, she did it again, so did i. Then she stomped off and i was nearly in tears, because i was sorry the whole thing happened, plus my cheek was hurting(she slapped pretty hard).

It was pretty pathetic.

 

[iamthatiam]

in as much non-sechual detail as possible so the thread is relevant for C&C.
myself, girl's name was stacy, i was 15 she was 17.
my friends older sister, we had been fooling around a few times
prior. I thought i was mad pimping cause she gave me a blowjob, i was the first one of my clique to get that.
but i finally hit it one night at her house with her bro in the
next room.
sex was nothing to speak of and i more or less one pumped it a few times throughout the evening
discuss

Who's the guy in your avatar. Surely it isn't you.

 

[*ebony*]

Who's the guy in your avatar. Surely it isn't you.

would you knock it out?

 

[iamthatiam]

would you knock it out?

Only if he morphed into that avatar of yours.

 

[samoth]

Who's the guy in your avatar. Surely it isn't you.

I'm curious why a noob would ask this question...

Answer me or I'll knock you teh fuck out.

 

[*ebony*]

Only if he morphed into that avatar of yours.

oh!! I'll be sure to do it in a timely manner; it will be fast, effective, and efficiently done, i don't want to screw up my first knock out. Ill try not to knock you out for too long as i'm sure your a busy person and has alot of thing that needs doing.

 

[binö]

Who's the guy in your avatar. Surely it isn't you.

why couldn't it be me?

 

[-SD-]

why couldn't it be me?

Because youre all blue and have shiny nipples and shit rob

 

[miplank]

lolololo

 

[miplank]

I'm curious why a noob would ask this question...

Answer me or I'll knock you teh fuck out.

loloololol