resqguy
New member
Ok, evidently I need help. My girlfriend and I went shopping last night for clothes for me. Clearly, jeans today are made for guys who can't pronounce the word "squat." She had me try on about 3000 pair of jeans that she considered "cute." I could only fit into the 36's and 38's because of my thighs and ass. Unfortunately, however, that means the waist is FREAKIN' HUGE!!! Where, in God's name, do you guys buy your clothes??? 
