And now for an episode of 'StringBean's Beauty Tips'

[AAP]

Another shot of tequila will increase your popularity at the part.

Four more shots will make everyone want you.

 

[jnevin]

Another shot of tequila will increase your popularity at the part.

Four more shots will make everyone want you.

^^These are actually true.

Four more and you know everything. And tell everyone what you know 5 times in a row.

 

[patsfan1379]

Can you drink t e st ?

 

[jnevin]

Can you drink t e st ?

Only if you cook it in clambutteroil first.

 

[jnevin]

I just sneezefarted and my office smells like pure garlic extract. I think now's as good a time as any to go home and let the dog out.

BRB

 

[patsfan1379]

I have so much fart built up right now it feels like I'm about to float into the sky like a bunch of balloons.

 

[jh1]

^^

Up UP for the beauty queen.

 

[Stefka]

Beer pong keeps you limber and agile.

 

[all the whey]

Have sex with anything that moves - it is good for the complexion

 

[string_bean00]

smoking pot and taking steroids gives you a nice deep voice that helps you get laid

drinking alcohol increases blood pump and vascularity at parties (for the chicks, gunnies for the hunnies!!)

eating some skittles and doing pushups in the bathroom at a party and then walking out with veins all exploding out of your fresh ironed tight AE polo is also good for appearances