Wagon=NBA cawk
Whip=Miracle whip slathered on a man's high-knee hole.
100 day ride=100 day journey of Mo nude self discovery in the forest playing the didgeridoo.
i don't really drink much anyway. . .but i do enjoy my weekend beers. . .however, i've been clean and sober for about three weeks now. . .life is just currently wat too hectic for any detours. . .i feel pretty good. . .