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My female friends blog giving dating advice for women

Or he walks up, sees she has two black eyes and says "What else do I say to her, shes already been told twice"

A man and his wife were in a horse & buggy. The man says, "go horse, one" the horse doesn't move. The man says, "go horse, two", no movement. The man says,"go horse, three", the horses doesn't move and the man pulls out his revolver and puts a round in the horses' head and kills it.

The wife excitedly protests, "wasn't that a bit harsh!"

The man says, "shut up, one"
 
skinny-fat

A person (typically a girl) with a thin frame, who has a fat stomach / upper body. A skinny-fat person occurs as the result of bad genetics, poor eating/drinking habits, and complete avoidance of the gym.
A: "So, that girl you hooked up with last night was pretty hot"

B: "Well, she looked good at the bar, but when I got her clothes off, she was totally skinny-fat."

A: "Bummer."
 
I'm curious why someone with no grammatical knowledge decided to start a blog?

I'm also guessing she's single by the amount of time he has to to keep up this poorly written blog and the amount of thought she's put into online dating, in which case, who the fuck wants her advice?
 
I'm curious why someone with no grammatical knowledge decided to start a blog?

I'm also guessing she's single by the amount of time he has to to keep up this poorly written blog and the amount of thought she's put into online dating, in which case, who the fuck wants her advice?

This will not deter Glad in the slightest either.
 
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