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Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?


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Excerpt: I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk. Thoughts?

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Allow me to educate. You DON'T ASK ANYTHING!?! Think about it, suppose you "tactfully" inquire, legally you "voiced" intent. I started out the same way, it didn't take long to realize, money was the ONLY language understood. Don't be stupid and flat out ASK for it or ask how much like so many have in the past only to be thrown out or worse, have the cuffs slapped on. Go in, look for their rate on the wall or wait for "mama-san" to tell you. All you do is add your SIGNIFICANT donation to the hourly rate, you don't need to say a word.

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Let me educate you guys...DON'T SAY A WORD!?! Too many have uttered those fateful words and have found themselves either thrown out or wearing steel bracelets. MONEY is the best understood statement. The door greet will tell you the rate and offer a shower before you proceed, TAKE THE SHOWER! This will establish what you are there for. As for the rate, add a a generous donation, you don't need to say anything else.

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    fuck off prick

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    unload on that kneegrow mitch UNLOAD!!! pew pew pew

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    very informative thread

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    oh have the mighty have fallen


    wait, what?
    Stop dogs stop! The light is red now!

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    Quote Quote posted by dubclutch View Post
    Allow me to educate. You DON'T ASK ANYTHING!?! Think about it, suppose you "tactfully" inquire, legally you "voiced" intent. I started out the same way, it didn't take long to realize, money was the ONLY language understood. Don't be stupid and flat out ASK for it or ask how much like so many have in the past only to be thrown out or worse, have the cuffs slapped on. Go in, look for their rate on the wall or wait for "mama-san" to tell you. All you do is add your SIGNIFICANT donation to the hourly rate, you don't need to say a word.
    Fuck off you spineless no good cocksucker

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    Re: Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

    Bunch of fucking perverts in here

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    You can probably tell just by how close they get to the package before you reach that point
    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


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    Quote Quote posted by jnevin View Post
    I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk.


    Thoughts?


    Thought?

    Ya, what's the address?

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