I HATE ky... that dries out too fast... It is not good for the Marathon Man Impression you are trying to make. I would rather use Vaseline than KY.
Neither do I like paste type lubes or lotions. My prefered lube is Eros. It is the most expensive I have come across and it feels silky, not greasy. Just a little dab will do ya...
Now... once with a Drunk Trick From Hell, I used Alberto Mousse. I kid you not. Oh.... the agony. We all laughed about that later at my next dinner party. But at the time, I thought an ER trip was going to be needed.