I haven't... but...
I was at a gas station once and there was a lady (who else?) talking up big shit on her cell phone nonstop. She was pumping gas and walking around mouthing into the phone nonstop. She got in her car with the hose still in the gas tank and started up, about to drive off. I knocked on her window and she waved me away like I was some homeless beggar. (WTF?? bitch) I kept knocking and made a thumb/fore finger sign like a gun and pointed it at her and then point across the car towards her gas tank.
I can only assume she took it to mean "I got a gun and get your ass over in the passenger seat". Bitch floored that car and shot out of that gas station onto Dixie Highway right into the side of county work truck T-Boning them. Hose was ripped out of the tank and laying on the ground. thank god for auto cut off. the store attendant was running out there going crazy.
I calmly got in my car and drove out the opposite way. fuck that bitch.