Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

A few things about me. Have fun with this one DCUP!

Is it possible to post pics on here?(no pics of me though!) I dont blame you Dcup for the thought of me trying to fool you. But I assure you, its all true. I will start taking pics and possibly put them on another site so you can see yourself and degrade myself even further. Since im not working at the moment I have plenty of spare time. I am on paid vacation right now(construction workers definition of unemployment insurance).

For those that asked, 55-70k might go a long ways if I wasn't dealing with 2 fucking lawyers at once for the past 2 years. Another long boring story. In short: old people, hospitals, nursing homes, property, etc. You get the idea. I am getting smart to them however. Like the last time I was at court an issue came up and the judge wanted to know if we wanted to have another appearance over it or just toss it out. My lawyer told the judge he'd prefer to let him(the judge)make the decision. Then the lawyer told me he seriously doubted the judge would rule in our favor on the issue(which wouldve saved us about $500.00). Then I asked the lawyer do I have to come in for this? Lawyer said no, then said just him(the lawyer). Ha! I caught you, you dirty fuck! Your going to come here and charge me 2 hours at $200.00 a fucking hour for something you know wont fly anyway! I confronted him right there and told him to fucking forget it ill pay the fucking $500.00! By the time this over, I suspect ill be able to forgo law school and pass the board exam on my own. Furthermore I am convinced, after dealing with some of these morons, all you really need is a really smart and organized secretary.

As for you VingylGroover, no offense taken. Something really funny: I was offered a chance to go to Iraq once since I am a certified welder. The first 80k is tax free. I suspect after this war ill be offered the chance again. They can kiss my ass though, surely there will be chemical agents all over everything! Sure though, its safe. Yeah fucking right!

Dont think im stupid and got black front teeth just cause of all the forementioned shit. Im only 50 miles from the countries richest county (Johnson County) and lived there for 2 years with a buddy of mine renting an apt. for $1300.00 a fucking month. You know whats really fucked up is I got more respect driving an old 2 door honda civic with rust, nice clothes, nice apartment, and my burger king job(thank god worked in restaurant couldnt afford food!) in one of the most affluent counties, if not the most affluent, than I do living here now even though I make 3 times what I did then! Appearance and location are everything. It was then that I realized how fucked up everyone is and that your opinion is just that. They can keep there high priced autos, big houses full of rented furniture, fancy parties, paved roads, all in the name to mingle with the high rollers and look as if they've really got something. It's all a big fucking joke. I go to that local hole in the bar every week with its $5.00 catfish dinners and buckfifty beers with $500 in cash on me. Not to show off, who knows maybe someone has something for sale. That and I dont have to worry about getting mugged! Theres other ways to make cash asides from wearing suit and ties and using properly spaced paragraphs!
 
Rsnoble just signup for the free website space and you have an upload manger tool that you can use to host images. Use the
 
Yes, thanks ill look into that. I have one of those free websites but obviously dont want to contaminate that one means how I do business off it. IS there something on here you were talkin about or do you mean Yahoo or something?
 
Top of this page. Far left "MY ELITE FITNESS" Second line item Free Web Site. Just sign up using Rsnoble etc....
 
LOL, this thread is the best in a long time.


Wodin's given him tips on how to post pics,lol.

Rsnoble, your life sounds unique. peace
 
Thanks for the tips!! Sometime this week ill be working on it. I got a dig. camera so it should be no problem. My friends keep telling me I could do stand up and just tell my life story and not even make shit up.
 
Awsome thread.

Get those pics posted SOON!
 
Thanks for the tips!! Sometime this week ill be working on it. I got a dig. camera so it should be no problem. My friends keep telling me I could do stand up and just tell my life story and not even make shit up.

I wouldn't go that far! You do have a unique story if true, but I think you would do better if you sign up for next seasons CBS's reality Hillbilly Show! I think you have real potential! Besides all of us on elight can tell our friends, "You now that guy on the Hillbilly show, I know him!"

Hell, you will be like Joe Millionaire after your show and you will get all the bitches at the Playboy Mansion! And make sure you set up a new pre-nup between you and the old ball and chain! After your new celebrity and Hillbilly wealth she will want a piece of the pie after your banging Playboy Playmates! Just don't move next door to me! We don't like a bunch of non running cars in the front yard in my neiborhood!
 
Well guys took some pics I aint real impressed with them my camera seems to work only good at things about 15 foot away. Ill keep working at it. Plus the free website thing keeps taking me to a damn error page. Is there really going to be a hillbilly reality show?
Heres another good one for your: My freind that lives a few miles down the road next to the 160 acre nudist/paegan/gay/lesbian/hedonist camp(yes I have a nudist camp that even certain celebrities vist 4 miles from me. Ive only been there 4 times during non events. More stories on that later!) had a road kill bbq this winter. No, not rotten stuff just stuff that was fresh killed and not all mangeld up:coon,deer, turtle, snake, etc. The coon was good, I didnt try anything else. I dont really trust his judement because he wouldnt know if something was rotten or not because he cant smell. He cant smell because he got a beer pitcher broke over his head at last summers square dance cause he pulled his fatboy harley into the middle of the barn and burned out. Funnier than fuck, I drove him home from work this winter and we drove by a propane station and he perked up and eyes got real big and said"damn, was that propane?" I was like yeah, so what. Then he told me that was the first thing he'd smelled since the accident and boy did it smell good! That's fucked up to think propane smells good! Ok, enough for now over and out.
 
Top Bottom