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would you hit this?

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i did...crazy native american broad
forcibly made me eat the gash
then told me to hit it hard no quittin'
woke up the next day and she totally dissed me, no where to be found
no car, about 2 miles from were i lived.
the same stunt i pulled on others when trying to avoid the morning convo
had to make the walk of shame in bar clothes at 9am down a busy avenue
 
chilidog0425 said:
yeah, it would have to be last call after about 10 pitchers....but yeah
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this gal has been a friend of mine for many yrs
really cool, fun chica
then i hit it and we've never really talked since
should never have done it for that reason
 
Gambino said:
this gal has been a friend of mine for many yrs
really cool, fun chica
then i hit it and we've never really talked since
should never have done it for that reason
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hey man. . .nothing wrong with a little "friends with benefits". . .so she's not drop dead gorgeous. . .big deal. . .almost every girl i ever "hit" was a friend first before we wound up in the sack. . .course i still get christmas cards from most of them :)
 
I have no idea if I would hit it. I would say "no" but once in a while one side of my brain convinces me to get real drunk to override the other side so I do stuff I would not usually (her).
 
Gambino said:
???
racist
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how does that make one racist? Being crossed eyed isn't a race...lol


But come one now, she isn't even cute by picture alone...she maybe one of those that looks better once you get to know them by personality. That what I have to rely on :whatever: To each his own
 
Gambino said:
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i did...crazy native american broad
forcibly made me eat the gash
then told me to hit it hard no quittin'
woke up the next day and she totally dissed me, no where to be found
no car, about 2 miles from were i lived.
the same stunt i pulled on others when trying to avoid the morning convo
had to make the walk of shame in bar clothes at 9am down a busy avenue
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She's not drop dead beautiful, but she has a natural beauty to her (of sorts)
 
slat1 said:
I have no idea if I would hit it. I would say "no" but once in a while one side of my brain convinces me to get real drunk to override the other side so I do stuff I would not usually (her).
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Slat your a riot man,,, lol
 
KSHARP01 said:
Which one is you? and when was that? Last year? lol






j/k
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nigga please
that was many hairlines ago
circa '98ish
i'm in the middle
 
Mavafanculo said:
bro you're not getting ready to off yourself are you? all this memory lane stuff?
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I hope not. That would totally suck.

but if you are, tell us all your deepest, darkest secrets before you go!
 
JH1 said:
Desperate night I'd tag the one on the left... make her get dirty 4 me...
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you ever have that gal that hung around your dude clique?
the buddy chic?
that's who the original chica was...never was a gf or intended to be
 
Gambino said:
nigga please
that was many hairlines ago
circa '98ish
i'm in the middle
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Well, I'm not blonde, I could tell it was an older picture.

lol @ many hairlines ago..just shave it>>bald can be beautiful
 
Gambino said:
you ever have that gal that hung around your dude clique?
the buddy chic?
that's who the original chica was...never was a gf or intended to be
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Yeah those chics are mad cool... kinda hottie tom boys that don't like girls too much, and hook your ass up when possible...

I still have two of those chicas I talk to... I try not to fug them... I have with the one and she stopped hooking me up for while...
 
Gambino said:
many have
she likes yatch/yuppie types
if you have $$ and yayo IN
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Easy then... just my type... Little heft though... but I got money and Yayo...

She wanna swing by the STL for a working single father?
 
chilidog0425 said:
Yayo.

isn't that the mexican kid from Get Shorty?
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Bo Catlett: Yayo! You gonna smoke, then you get the hell off my six-hundred-dollars-a-yard carpet. Now, I told you where the money is, all you have to do is go and get it.
Yayo Portillo: No! No, I tell you something. I go to the airport, man, I open that locker and they bust me? I tell them I come to get something for you! That's all I know.
Bo Catlett: That's all you know, huh?
Yayo Portillo: That's all I know.
Bo Catlett: Wait a minute here, Yayo, I'll be back directly.
[to Bear]
Bo Catlett: Keep an eye on Yoyo out there.
[he leaves, Bear comes out to watch Yayo]
Yayo Portillo: That's the way you get things done.
[Bo comes back with a gun]
Yayo Portillo: What the fuck you gonna do with that?
Bo Catlett: I'm taking you out, Yahoo.
[shoots him]
 
JH1 said:
Easy then... just my type... Little heft though... but I got money and Yayo...

She wanna swing by the STL for a working single father?
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not seeing any heft here
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JH1 said:
Easy then... just my type... Little heft though... but I got money and Yayo...

She wanna swing by the STL for a working single father?
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just how much loot do you have :qt: :qt: :qt: ahem.... I mean... Hi, nice to meet you.
 
chilidog0425 said:
you serious, clark?

ugly_girl.jpeg
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Next time... you go edit an older post of yours in this thread and add her too it....

Then there is a funny effect...

This... after the fact... not funny.

I am glad you laughed though... cause I sure the fuck didn't. :)
 
wow, it's amazing how people's taste varies.....I say the native american girl that this whole post is about is the best looking girl shown here by FAR! Now she could be a raging cunt so that no looks bail her out.......but for a natural setting and seemingly impromtu photo....it doesn't look bad at all. I mean for my uber taste she doesn't have the athletic/muscular body I like.......but the face is just fine with me. If she was cool I wouldn't have to be intoxicated in the slightest to hit......
 
redsamurai said:
wow, it's amazing how people's taste varies.....I say the native american girl that this whole post is about is the best looking girl shown here by FAR! Now she could be a raging cunt so that no looks bail her out.......but for a natural setting and seemingly impromtu photo....it doesn't look bad at all. I mean for my uber taste she doesn't have the athletic/muscular body I like.......but the face is just fine with me. If she was cool I wouldn't have to be intoxicated in the slightest to hit......
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It's been time proven and tested..... every ass has it's seat.
 
Wait a minute... how did you make the walk of shame down the avenue? She was gone, I got that part. She took the car, right? But where were you? Her place? Cause if that bitch and her crooked eye left me there, I would have called some friends over to help me load up some pillow cases of her shit before leaving. She wouldn't have had one Lucky Strike 'rette left when I shut the door behind me. I would have even took the emergency ones they keep hidden down in the cereal bowls so they kids don't find them.
 
AAP said:
Wait a minute... how did you make the walk of shame down the avenue? She was gone, I got that part. She took the car, right? But where were you? Her place? Cause if that bitch and her crooked eye left me there, I would have called some friends over to help me load up some pillow cases of her shit before leaving. She wouldn't have had one Lucky Strike 'rette left when I shut the door behind me. I would have even took the emergency ones they keep hidden down in the cereal bowls so they kids don't find them.
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ololloollollolllolllol.... you're a fuck 'n thief....... Always railing some warm moist hole then stealing their shit on the way out! hahahhahaahha...
 
JH1 said:
ololloollollolllolllol.... you're a fuck 'n thief....... Always railing some warm moist hole then stealing their shit on the way out! hahahhahaahha...
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that will teach 'em to buy me well drinks at the bar earlier. I don't make a secret of it either. When I steal they shit, like picture frames, I leave their pictures in them. They come over and go "wow.. I had a frame just like that... and whoa. That's my maw and dad" That's when I turn around and announce loudly to the rest of the guests "THIS BITCH SHOWED UP DRUNK ALREADY".

Sometimes when I meet guys online, I ask them what size shoe they wear. They think it's cute and a round about way of trying to figure out their cock size. NO! It's cause my cheap ass needs some new footwear and I am planning on boosting their treads after I hold the poppers up their nose long enough for them to pass out.
 
AAP said:
Wait a minute... how did you make the walk of shame down the avenue? She was gone, I got that part. She took the car, right? But where were you? Her place? Cause if that bitch and her crooked eye left me there, I would have called some friends over to help me load up some pillow cases of her shit before leaving. She wouldn't have had one Lucky Strike 'rette left when I shut the door behind me. I would have even took the emergency ones they keep hidden down in the cereal bowls so they kids don't find them.
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calm down
sis
 
Gambino said:
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i did...crazy native american broad
forcibly made me eat the gash
then told me to hit it hard no quittin'
woke up the next day and she totally dissed me, no where to be found
no car, about 2 miles from were i lived.
the same stunt i pulled on others when trying to avoid the morning convo
had to make the walk of shame in bar clothes at 9am down a busy avenue
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Nothing wrong with the way this girl looks
 
AAP said:
Wait a minute... how did you make the walk of shame down the avenue? She was gone, I got that part. She took the car, right? But where were you? Her place? Cause if that bitch and her crooked eye left me there, I would have called some friends over to help me load up some pillow cases of her shit before leaving. She wouldn't have had one Lucky Strike 'rette left when I shut the door behind me. I would have even took the emergency ones they keep hidden down in the cereal bowls so they kids don't find them.
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:lmao:

maybe it was a hotel room or something.
 
I looked at the picture again. I notice now she is standing near the sink.

Like she is going to puke.
 
AAP said:
that will teach 'em to buy me well drinks at the bar earlier. I don't make a secret of it either. When I steal they shit, like picture frames, I leave their pictures in them. They come over and go "wow.. I had a frame just like that... and whoa. That's my maw and dad" That's when I turn around and announce loudly to the rest of the guests "THIS BITCH SHOWED UP DRUNK ALREADY".

Sometimes when I meet guys online, I ask them what size shoe they wear. They think it's cute and a round about way of trying to figure out their cock size. NO! It's cause my cheap ass needs some new footwear and I am planning on boosting their treads after I hold the poppers up their nose long enough for them to pass out.
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LMFAO at the gay date rapist!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Ever had to punch one in the back of the head cause he was fightin out of it??
 
AAP said:
that will teach 'em to buy me well drinks at the bar earlier. I don't make a secret of it either. When I steal they shit, like picture frames, I leave their pictures in them. They come over and go "wow.. I had a frame just like that... and whoa. That's my maw and dad" That's when I turn around and announce loudly to the rest of the guests "THIS BITCH SHOWED UP DRUNK ALREADY".

Sometimes when I meet guys online, I ask them what size shoe they wear. They think it's cute and a round about way of trying to figure out their cock size. NO! It's cause my cheap ass needs some new footwear and I am planning on boosting their treads after I hold the poppers up their nose long enough for them to pass out.
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That is priceless... Holy shit. Beautiful.
 
string_bean00 said:
that was not necessary
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... but made me laught this morning nonetheless.

The timing was good too. I could use a good laugh.
 
Gambino said:
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i did...crazy native american broad
forcibly made me eat the gash
then told me to hit it hard no quittin'
woke up the next day and she totally dissed me, no where to be found
no car, about 2 miles from were i lived.
the same stunt i pulled on others when trying to avoid the morning convo
had to make the walk of shame in bar clothes at 9am down a busy avenue
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:lmao:

too funny.

She was probably just embarassed about being so wild when she was drunk.
 
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