Worst pick up lines ever!

[doyoudo911]

thses are fucking hilarious...iim laughing in class right now...there all looking at me like wtf

"if all the girls in the world were as beautiful as u...there would be no more wars left...bc all the men would be happy"

 

[Big_BK]

Not sure if this has been said but when you see a chick with nice big tits hanging out say oh i love that necklace when there not wearing one.

 

[Gawd]

"Wanna Sit On My Face? You'll Never Go Back To Chairs"

A dirty old man said this about a hot girl that was walking by him, lol.

 

[Rebecca D]

A little female perspective...the worst line ever used on me was: You have peanut butter legs, brown, smooth and easy to spread.

The worst line I ever heard: (used on a friend) Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Both crude, and neither worked. Basically the line means little to most ladies, it is the person presenting the line.

RD

 

[Strongbow]

Not sure if this has been said but when you see a chick with nice big tits hanging out say oh i love that necklace when there not wearing one.

My eightteen year old son, motions to some random girl after a football game with his finger to come here. She walks over to him and he says if I can make you come with my finger, think about what I can do with my dick. She gives him her number, he smiles at me and goes into the locker room. Lil Bastard

 

[ExtraMile]

Are you a squirrel? Cuz man, I wana store my nuts in your hole! ...

 

[e6er]

Damn baby, do you wash your clothes with windex?

Her: No, why?

Becuase I can see myself in them


" See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. "


I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!

 

[drockk]

I have a gun, come with me or I will kill you.

 

[wolfman87]

is your dad a thief?

cause it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

 

[mr2sonoma]

wanna play carpenter, first we get hammered then i nail you.