Worst pick up lines ever!

[spin721]

Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.

 

[HS Lifter]

Heres the one I use:

"Hey Baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Gets them every time.

 

[argent]

"hey do you have a boat"?

 

[tuc biscuit]

"Would you like to have sex immediately?" This is a good one.

 

[drrman]

here's my favorite...."hey, you rollin?"

 

[bds20002002]

you forgot. Is your monthly man here?

 

[IHateCrunches]

Heres the one I use:

"Hey Baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Gets them every time.

whats bad aboutthat? i will be using that one shortly

 

[Jnic103]

Hey, just dump a glass of water on her head then ask her if she would like to go back to your place to get out of those wet close...


Sad part is I have actually had my friend do this to a girl and it worked... WOW she must have been a whore....

Wish I had the balls to try it ...

 

[alkizz]

"Fuck me if I am wrong but is your name Yolanda?"

 

[smoknjilly]

aysh, I have heard my share!

"hey baby, you have the cutest toes I have ever seen"

"Are you a doll that came to life?"

one of the best-

"would you like to sample a huge cock" ah, not yours loser!