Worst pick up lines ever!

[PitBullFootBall]

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Who's your friend?"

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

and 1 good one
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

 

[PitBullFootBall]

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

"Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"

The ultimate...
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

 

[MikeinDaytona]

You:"Do you know what winks and f*cks like a tiger?" Her: "No, what?" Smile and wink at her.

 

[thebestone]

you : How much does a polar bear weigh?

her : i dont know

you : enough to break the ice.

works everytime

 

[longhorn814]

the funniest line ever was by a drunk roomie in college, he used this quite often, and I quote:

"hey bitch, you owe it to your pussy to fuck me!"

Everytime but one he got slapped or nearly got in a fight. We all thought it was the funniest thing ever!! There was one dirty, fat whore that did go home with him after that line. And when the line didnt work, he would just strip and run naked down the street in nothing but a pair of cowboy boots while drinking a beer!!

 

[phasar]

i think it has little to do with the actual words being said as it does with 1) the way the person saying it says it (tone,intonation & mainly body language), & 2) if the girl is attracted to the guy saying the words' smile/appearance.

 

[FknKnuckleHd]

"wana see my cock?"

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[MikeinDaytona]

Thank's Msbev, i'm gonna steal that one for when i'm drunk and don't mind being bitchslapped. Hehehe How bout this one: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Then lets do lunch sometime.

 

[n0th1ng]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?